Noonan's RP Bar (out of business)

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Noonan's: THE Goon bar of gotham.
Page main:🪁 Kiteman, bar owner.

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

Noonan's:

Originally Noonan's sleazy bar
Renamed Noonan's Goon Bar
(for tax purposes)

Noonan's is a Safe space for villains.
Mostly frequented buy low level mooks and henches.

We also double as a henchman, recruitment outpost.

Family Friendly bar (we don't ID)

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

*Gand Reopenjng IS in The Works.*

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

Ok, bad news. While I was gone on my trip to Aruba, we lost 100 regulars. They were all background characters (bots), but they will be missed for sure.

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

♦️Woirkin' at this joint can't be any woirse than woirkin' fer Supa' Babes.
(Harley is now an ocasional Tuesday server)
[her exagerated accent only to be written in this post, and to be imagined in the rest.]

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

🪁: Anyone have Dabney Donovan's number? and don't ask Lex, I don't want him finding out about this and trying to snag this idea.

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@Death4aDollar 🪁 It doesn't make all the girls pretty? i think your bimbo serum might need a little adjusting.

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@Death4aDollar 🪁 Sounds like a bad serum for my bar. I hope you have fun with it, though. I may see if I can't convince a chemist vilain to make something a little more advanced.

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

🪁 we may be willing to serve it at the bar

[Slade Wilson @Death4aDollar]

Must develop a new Super Bimbo Serum

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

🍺👴: it's the lords day. We Are Opening Early so people can drink the blood of christ or whatever. you're welcome.

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@The3rdFlash 🍺🎩:I'll be here every Saturday. closing now. have fun, kiddo.

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

Ok Guys, Last Call for the night
(1 Hr to order.)

#openRP #DCRP #RPBar #BarRP

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

🍺🎩" Okay, at this point, I'm just annoyed. Nobody showed up. I tried every type of marketing possible. I tried sexy and I tried helpful. i don't know what it takes to impress you people, but if an all-powerful imp from another dimension isn't it?
I don't know what to do for ya"

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@The3rdFlash /🎩:In myths, it's part of their normal food as a daily staple, so I think a single drink wouldn't have that long effect on someone who possesses food NORMALLY. Personaly id give him Amazon powers for about twice as long as he's drunk.

"Yeah, have a power trip! would be fun."

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@The3rdFlash 🍺🎩: "Well, you have... actualy if fine"
*pats Wally on the head*

/🎩: "Hey Wally Ariter, Mr. Mxyzptlk breaking the forth wall to say this COULD give wally TEMPORARY true immortality. but you decide based on his metabolism. I don't know, I'm not his writer."

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@RedArtemisGrace /🎩:💭"I'd sure like to give her MY large tip, if ya catch my drift."

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@The3rdFlash 🍺🎩: "Yeah, good enough for zues I hope it would do the trick."

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@The3rdFlash ( you want to write the effects, or should I? it's authentic.)
🎩: "Welllll? "

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

👒: (Gispie) Missing my mxy, sending him some #seductivesunday pictures before his shift ends to keep him going.

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@The3rdFlash 🍺🎩:"Don't Questian your Myxologist. when I say my drink will do something, it will do it. i am bound by my word."

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@RedArtemisGrace 🎩🍸: "I actually just served one of these to your friend flash"

He pulls out a cocktail glass of olympian nectar with an orange slice garnish from behind his back and places it in front of you

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@The3rdFlash 🎩🍸"Easy as could be."

He wiggles his fingers, and a glass of olympian Nectar appears before you with an orange slice garnish

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@N0THINGT0PROV3 🎩🍸: a creepy wine glass and a black wine bottle appeared in mid-air, and the bottle pours into the glass.
Mxyz grabs the glass as the bottle floats to the counter behind him

"Here you are, straight from Darkseid's Reserve." *wispers* "Dont Tell Anyone."

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

@N0THINGT0PROV3 Don't worry. I'm a regular server here now, ve back every Saturday.

[Noonan's RP Bar (out of business) @NoonansGoonBar]

🍺🎩" Okay, at this point, I'm just annoyed. Nobody showed up. I tried every type of marketing possible. I tried sexy and I tried helpful. i don't know what it takes to impress you people, but if an all-powerful imp from another dimension isn't it?
I don't know what to do for ya"