The garftective

winner of coolest dude award 2002-2003

(he/him)

[The garftective @NoorlanderRyan]

You cowards are complaining about this as if the movie wouldn't be bad anyways. I say let it be balls to the wall. Make it so that way Indiana Jones was one of the guys crucified next to Jesus.

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

the new Indiana Jones sure likes it's gonna be... uh... something

[peggy @misswhynowhy]

photo i just took 5 minutes ago at the mall i grew up in:

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

to the majority of humanity if you actually like art you're kinda a freak

[Jane Gunshot @_dogkiller]

wow this blew up. your should put deep heat on your balls

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I relate love how “barista” is the job conservatives bring up as a lazy slacker job when one shift at a moderately busy Starbucks would have them crouched between stacks of milk crates sobbing in the back room

[Heinz @Snowmannequin]

bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise

[Zy @ZyMazza]

This is the playbook. It works because life is long and memories are short

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

Fox News viewers will look at North Korea, bewildered how anyone could be so dumb to swallow such shameless state propaganda

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Also, please bring back calling people, self-centered, conceited, selfish, rude, egocentric, self-absorbed, uncaring, etc. Everyone isn’t narcissistic.

[Mariam ☧ @Gaismair]

American Inland imperialists saw North America & thought “ahah! A vast land waiting to be tamed. Time to built 300,000 miles of railroad in 80 years.” Now Americans need to use size to justify why they can’t build a train line from New York to Boston

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

Midwest summer when you dont know anyone with a boat or a cabin

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

Wonton's commitment to always be touching her grumpy big brother Milo, who has given up and accepted his fate

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

not enough is being done about the threat of cultural mormonism

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

every passage is like "hitler demanded 50000 planes to be made in one year. albert speer swore he would make a hundred thousand planes instead. by using slave labor and at the expense of everything else they made 23469 planes. in that same time the allies made 250 billion planes"

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Somebody should do a deep dive study on how nerds have placed a monopoly on the word "fun" in order to scold people for not wanting to watch funko pop gruel. Telling this to a guy who recently watched The Killer, Rope, Breakdown and the Stray Cat Rock series feels like an insult

[femme princess 🎀 @femme_faerie]

he's such a divaaaaaaa

[full slack @fullslack_]

Here’s Contrapoints not seeing any obvious red flags lmao

[Camila @_apolita_]

Lo absurdamente lindo que es mi gato y lo tengo completamente harto

[Fishtopher and Friends @mrfishtopher]

big blankey hours