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@Sxne19iv2 Lawyers on £5k+ an hour couldn't clear charges but Sxne has. Case cracked fellas time to head home

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@RegistaCall wouldn't be the first middle east regime known for silencing journalists and whistleblowers tbf. *cough* Newcastle Qaeda's owners *cough*

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@9aIexx Prem Proven goyim

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@Sxne19iv2 getting copium off 'Liam Gallager' you're fully cooked g

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@JacobHorsfall_ think I'd swap Rayan for Tavernier. Rayan higher potential obviously but Tavernier last season or so putting up great numbers consistently.

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@Alech00 Ah Nigeria, as expected

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@Sxne19iv2 @B_Fernandes8 lmao fairs cold pic

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@DarrenArsenal1 Does your credit/debt card require battery too Darren you fucking mong?

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@DougieCritchley Not ideal? give your head a wobble man. I'd happily take 4 points from that and no reason we can't take points off Arsenal and City next either. We're a v solid team

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@CPFC_GH We're so used to being on the other end of these things mate. Genuinely got a lot of time for Palace so even more so after this nonsense today 👍

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@PauloMenace bonkers day mate hope Osorio works out well for yous he looks a great little player too still. Nice little added story between both clubs for this season too 😅

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@SAFCsource Think he just means it's a sad reality that Fofana ultimately has no control on where he goes

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@JacobHorsfall_ working on one final signing apparently, ideally someone who can fill both those positions not that I could name a name

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@Rumorbuster1 @RegisLeDavo surely got zero excuses for finishing below us this season then eh you four fingered mongoloid?

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@CharIieBennett Gotham 3 trebles for a fiver days on that sticky carpet. I remember when they replaced it and within a couple of weeks you couldn't tell they'd even done out haha

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@SunderlandAFC Paixao if you'd fucking sign him already

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@JacobHorsfall_ Well Lyon weren't going to sell Fofana until they knew if they were going to make the CL for starters, and Marseille didn't want to sell Paixao and have been trying to offload other players and failed so realised they have to. Oppurtunistic patience imo

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@mpb3012 "What they don’t realise is the meaning of the chant was You’ve only ever played 4 games in European competition in your whole history." aye im sure the lyrics "ever seen a mackem in Milan" meant that hahahaaha fucking spacka

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@Ben_Mattinson_ Can't wait to see yous on the big Champions League stage

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@JacobsBen @indykaila surprised you can even type tweets out tbh Ben since you and Alex are all over each other 24/7