Coop the Boy Chin Wonder

really just trying to be a fat guy

[Coop the Boy Chin Wonder @NopeJustSam]

Take your date bowling so she has to take her shoes off

[Coop the Boy Chin Wonder @NopeJustSam]

Gyros are just Greek chalupas

[shadow ban lanti @tubbbutter]

they should make soup that gets you drunk

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You can just buy an ice cream cake whenever you want. They don’t even check if it’s your birthday or anything they just take your money

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Hillbilly is short for Hilliamwilliam.

[🫥 @Nosoycuero]

She don’t ever have to look at the bill when she out with me. Cause ima read it out loud. This shit is $84

[i.like.pizza.and.fried.chicken @lordfrychicken]

Secondary school teacher: 'that shit wouldn't slide in university!'

That shit in university:

[Coop the Boy Chin Wonder @NopeJustSam]

You tellin me a crab ran this goon?

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Stop making fun of women who can’t decide on a restaurant. The first woman who knew what she wanted for dinner was Eve and she paid dearly

[weird ass places @weirdassplaces]

“They’re taking our jobs and they’re bringing drugs into our country” well that’s convenient because I love drugs and I hate working

[weird ass places @weirdassplaces]

the ghost of the koolaid man passes quietly through a wall. he exhales dejectedly. “oh yeah,” he mutters to himself.

[Coop the Boy Chin Wonder @NopeJustSam]

Pretty cool that both Bezos and his spaceship are huge dicks with tiny little baby balls

[The Independent @Independent]

There it is!

#JeffBezos #BlueOrigin

https://t.co/d9WdvnpEjQ

[Coop the Boy Chin Wonder @NopeJustSam]

@alanjt77 They don’t look like plastic tho

[Coop the Boy Chin Wonder @NopeJustSam]

Wtf are the buttons on shirts made of

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Millionaire rock star who is actively having sex with Megan Fox : “I represent people who are not cool.”

[Coop the Boy Chin Wonder @NopeJustSam]

@bigndtasty Why you think a grow a beard