NOPENING™

You were specifically told not to open it.
A pointless mobile game about failing repeatedly.
Coming soon. 🦆

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You were told not to open it.

You opened it anyway.

Now we’ve built something even worse. 🚫

A new online game is coming Monday from NOPENING™ and BondeXP Apps™.

The duck says there’s a way out.

He’s also selling maps he drew on napkins. 🦆

Monday…
#OnlineGames

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You already read the warning.

Now prove you can follow instructions.

We dare you. 🦆

https://t.co/bAakATAznB

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We created a game specifically designed to test your ability to follow one simple instruction.

Don't open it.

That's it.

Humanity has already invented rockets, artificial intelligence, and self-driving cars.

We're genuinely concerned this might be too difficult. 🦆

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@kofi_button The duck has been working overtime building NOPENING™, a mobile game you win by NOT opening. 🦆

We’re raising $2,500 to help bring the game to launch, expand testing, and keep the duck out of the pudding budget.

He’s already eaten the pudding.

https://t.co/hndLTRGi0t

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Building NOPENING™ started with a Duck and a button.

Now we’re still building everything else around it. 😂

The Duck has officially gone on strike.

Expo and GitHub confiscated his pudding spoon.

Negotiations resume tomorrow. 🦆🥄

So much to do before launch…

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@DeUnaStudio The first step is to go here https://t.co/CviVV2R8u7

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We made a mobile game you're not supposed to open.

Now we need 20 people to try breaking it. 🤣🦆

NOPENING™ Android closed testing is live on Google Play.

Want to help?

https://t.co/CviVV2QAEz

#NOPENING #IndieGame

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I downloaded NOPENING™ to improve my self-control.

The instructions said not to open it.

I opened it.

The duck stared at me for five seconds from the other side of the room and said:

“Your family was right about you.” 🦆

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@DeUnaStudio We appreciate the offer! 🦆😂

But the duck wants to know why you set up a promotional booth in our comments without asking first.

We’re open to supporting fellow indie developers and discussing a test-for-test exchange.

The duck requests one pudding cup. 🥄

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@godexa_ All of the above. 😂 He’s currently following visitors around our website, leaving a trail of tiny emoji ducks wherever they move or scroll.

We tried asking who authorized this.

Apparently, he’s in charge of security AND the investigation. 🦆👀

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For questions regarding the missing cookies, please visit https://t.co/mbFzX8vZEI. The duck is currently refusing to cooperate with investigators.

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Introducing the NOPENING™ FAQ Cookie!

17 layers of questionable answers, filled with chocolate chips, legal disclaimers, and absolutely no nutritional info.

Ingredients:
40% Confusion
30% Absurdity
20% Wix frustration
10% Duck

The duck has already eaten the entire batch.

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@godexa_ The duck knows something.

We asked him what happens when you open it.

He slowly backed out of the room and locked us inside.

We’re starting to think he knows too much. 🦆👀

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@godexa_ You’ll have to find out 🤣 🦆

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NOPENING™ has expanded!

Our new Gameplay page is live, featuring screenshots, rare surprises, and achievements from our ridiculous mobile game.

🎮 https://t.co/wJCOvWi9Po
🧪 https://t.co/CviVV2R8u7
Yes, we're recruiting Android testers.

No, the duck still hasn't been cleared.

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If you would like to help out and test this absurd game we keep talking about every day, you sure can!

You can either look on our X page for the link or head on over to https://t.co/nWJz3I5hpj to join the testing group page.

We made it so easy for you it's absurd... We know...

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We don't mind if you comment on our posts, but do so in a NOPENING way... Open your spam on your own posts, this is our kitchen and its absurd already...

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Why don't more businesses have a Swear Room? 🤔

Soundproof booths. Privacy curtains. Group sessions for people who need to lose their minds together, separately.

Walk in angry. Walk out refreshed.

HR calls it a wellness program.

The printer has already requested protection.

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Thanks, Google...
Now we look like one of those spam/junk emails that randomly add you to google groups all the time.

But seriously, we need people to test the app, so yes, the group is real. Stop by our website for more info https://t.co/nWJz3I5hpj

#game #gamers #indiedev