My son said he made "Tier 100" on Fortnite, so I asked him, "But are you Tier 100 in your schoolwork?" and just like that, my jeans rose 7 inches to cover my bellybutton, and a D.A.R.E. fanny pack appeared on my good hip with an AARP card inside.
Is every everyone in the US just saying, "fuck it. If I'm going to get covid, I'm going to get covid. It's not worth wearing a mask outdoors AND indoors or social distance."
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