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[clit eastwood @bruhgirl2001]

feel like a horny pervert everytime a firetruck passes by and i try to see if any of them r sexy

[lili 𝝑𝑒 @lilipumpkiin]

EVERYTHING TASTE AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS AGHHSH

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i’ve started hallucinating the microsoft teams notification sound when i’m not working #whatdatmean

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 Maybe? PAX West ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

NASA i have no relevant skills but i AM willing to eat a moon rock for science. If yall want to launch me to the moon im willing to eat a rock and report thoroughly on its flavor profile

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

[The Nation @thenation]

Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
https://t.co/Qv5TsM8AXy

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

all branches of the US government uniting across the aisle to ban a social media app this quickly while ignoring school shootings for years, ignoring women’s health, healthcare, homelessness, etc etc should radicalize the fuck out of you btw 🤍

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[Alf @NorCal_Alf]

Had such a brat weekend 🖖🏽🥸

[Alf @NorCal_Alf]

@fupis6 Rawrr 🫵🏽😞

[Shawna 🇺🇸 @shawna_a_vet]

I don't think this is going the way they wanted it to.

[Alf @NorCal_Alf]

#chilisgrillandbarbz

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Adele got security ALL THE WAY together

[Pocket @islandthembo]

she’s so funny like 😭😭

[Alf @NorCal_Alf]

Can someone come out with a new Twitter?

[Alf @NorCal_Alf]

@rqlzn_ Evil 👹