🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋

I write, I fight, I’m fueled by spite. I don’t get paid for tweets so there will be typos. ☕️ she/her

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

If you liked “the bee’s knees,” then you’ll love
B U M B L E B O T T O M S

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

@FlorkOfCows Send it to that one dude on Reddit but on a shirt

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

😻😹

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

WITCH MADE OF SMOKE: You can be the richest man in the world but you have to humiliate yourself every single d—-

ELON: DONE!

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

Copy Cat.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

From @brotherjones_ on the ground in Nashville— the Tennessee legislator is planning to expel lawmakers who stood with gun control advocates today.

They have been stripped from committee assignments and their member ID’s have been shut off.

THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY.

[Scene Queen @scenequeenrocks]

Someone tried to makeup a rumor that I was transphobic because their stan fits “18+”. Let me remind you that although I look straight Im queer. Also this is literally the name tags for my meet & greet. Y’all can say a lot of shit but i will NOT LET ANYONE FEEL UNWELCOME🖕🏼

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

Ellie: “Hey Joel-“
Joel, trying to sleep: “ELLIE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!”
#LastOfUsHBO
https://t.co/O73IRbMxVn

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

Colleague, in teams chat: “Hopping into a meeting now. I’ll be back in 30.”
Me, for no fucking reason other than to be a little shit: “Bye! I’ll miss you!”

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

If AI is supposed to be the future then why the fuck can’t it do my taxes?

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

God, if I didn’t fucking feel this.

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

Hey girl, quick bit of feedback! Could you make sure to be more positive as we shit on your work and make your life exponentially harder? Thanks!

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

The Menu
Or, “Working In The Service Industry Will Drive You To Insanity”

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

Watching Last Of Us and we get to the ration line scene and-

…Is that… @FlamingButtWind???

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

@oliviastowell POSHMARK. Poshmark Poshmark Poshmark

[🧋☠️ Nora ☠️🧋 @NoraIsElsewhere]

@AlanDistro That or “is he… you know…” and then the lifting of a pinkie.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[Benoit Blanc voice] now her sistah was a witch, correct? and what was HER sistah? the wicked witch of the East

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

So Elon helped to protect Twitter from sex trafficking by letting his friend Andrew Tate back on who was just arrested for ::checks notes:: sex trafficking?