norah & the ry guy

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Ryan (watching a @NatGeo special on Yellowstone): “Man, I’d never make it as a buffalo!”

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Ryan: “Mom! I have great news! Well,
it’s adult news... When the school bus drove past the liquor store (@southlyndale) there was big sign for a wine sale. So if you need some wine, you should go!”

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Ryan: Daddy, I’m sorry.
Oliver: Why?
Ryan: For looking better than you this morning.

[Jamie Perez *abortion access is economic justice* @jamieperez1623]

My kid recreated our precinct’s polling location today using Magnatiles. Then, with his sister, they re-enacted the 2000 Bush/Gore election using LEGO mini figures and extremely small ballots. Hoping @algore fares better this time. #YoungDemocrats

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N: “All grownups talk about is breweries, business and concerts.”

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.@MPS_News Kindergarten, here we come!

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Singing When I’m 64: “Will you still be sending me a Valentine, birthday cheesecake, bundle of wine?” #SignMeUp

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#NationalToothFairyDay

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Norah: “Why are Mexican beers always see-through beers?”

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Making mammoth friends ⁦@BellMuseum⁩

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Perfect summer night in Minneapolis.

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Lest there be any doubt that Norah’s highest #lifegoal is being as contrarian as possible, she announced today that her favorite Beatle is Ringo.

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Ryan: “My imaginary friends are The Beatles.”

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Also, I note that Ryan has again saved a hospital bracelet to rewear as a fashion accessory.

@childrensmn Wonderful, in so many ways, but also 🔥🔥🔥 in the pre-K fashion world

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Ryan was really curious about coconuts so we hit the grocery store, watched some online instructional videos and over the course of the day went from coconut to cookies! #SummerVacation #SlowFood #REALLYSlowFood

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Ryan: “Does soccer have six quarters?”
Me: “No, soccer has two halves.”
Ryan: “But what about the quarters?”

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Ryan: “Ooh! Norah!! You’re almost 8. You know what that means? You’re almost 10. And then?? That’s almost 11!”

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Norah distinguishes between “cell phones” (my iPhone) and “telephones” (wired landlines). The only “telephone” she knows is in the office at school.

Ryan: Is the telephone the one that looks like a banana with circles on the ends??

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Me: Explaining the concept of compound words. “Norah, what are some more examples?”
N: “Shoelace, hometown, bookworm, doorbell...”
Me: “Ry can you think of one?”
R: “Dorito sandwich!!”