Alma Bonita 🌸

When the world needed her most, she vanished

[Jazmine @_JayyElle]

I think the funniest thing is if the man was fine we would be like “We understand!” Him being ugly really pissed everybody off

[Tony X @soIoucity]

This is actually insane

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

That’s when you just throw everything out

[goma @soigomaa]

Sounds like the evidence supports his case

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

On a delayed flight in Atlanta, a Delta pilot climbed outside of the cockpit and started loading luggage himself. ✈

[happy chance @ChanceOSadness]

Hey, maybe don’t paywall important public health information @washingtonpost

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

I also highly recommend a household where both people split chores and child care.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is your friendly reminder that data centers don't actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it's the cheapest way to do it.

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝓲 @noid3a_]

"Women are more emotional and tend to act less logically"

[𓂀 NEBET EBONI ASET𓇼 𓇼 𓇼 𓇼 @NebetEboni]

The misogyny against this woman after being cheated on. Yall just don’t like the fact that she was funny pretty and had a cute family. Thats crazy

[Elton Ray @SirEltonRay1]

Since I can’t have veggies, I’m returning to my first love. CHIPSSSS.

(also, send help)

[Akira @Akir_a997]

Off my period. Where tf this nigga at!

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

making voodoo dolls of everyone who pmo this week. best of luck.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Hitting them back when they hit me>>>🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[m. @moseason_]

Taco Bell don’t even have enough lettuce on their menu to be blaming the doo doo bug on them. Our eyes need to be on Subway and Chipotle!

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

I even hate it when they assume I have money.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

That awkward moment your sarcasm is so advanced… people think you’re the clueless one

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Not to sound insensitive but Men have set women on fire for a lot less.

[KYFA @awwhalenawl]

It's crazy cuz Taylor Farms supplies Walmart and Trader Joe's but that's not the headline lol