Tyson "Norava" Rasanen 🐀

He/Him 1993-08 AuDHD
General account, some 18+ stuff may be rt'd
Screaming in rabbit at existence while running at 12 bil mph
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Pfp by @muyhiram

[Tyson "Norava" Rasanen 🐀 @Norava]

Other Places to reach me (That I'm willing to post) Discord: .norava
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Nintendo ID: SW-4049-4642-9218
Snapchat: Noravamage
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[Tyson "Norava" Rasanen 🐀 @Norava]

Well that was wild. Just got full mall showdown'd with @DanvilleCAgov 's police while waiting for my Grilled cheese cause someone called in I had a gun and was a threat? While I'm just over here looking at the shopping center with basically a big phone on me?????

[Tyson "Norava" Rasanen 🐀 @Norava]

@kylenike84 @DudespostingWs I mean I think that part is clear. It's more a feeling of extreme guilt from having someone give up their one good thing for you more than anything else and they more mean they're unclear how to process a mix of guilt and concern for their father ya know

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

when i was in college, my dad started sending me $20 every friday.

not every now and then.

every single friday.

always with the same message:

"for pizza."

i figured it was just one of those dad things.

sometimes i'd actually buy pizza.

sometimes i'd spend it on coffee or laundry or whatever broke college students spend money on.

this went on for almost four years.

after graduation i got a job, moved out, and the friday messages stopped.

a few years later i was home for the holidays and somehow the topic came up.

i laughed and asked him why he was so committed to funding my pizza habit.

he looked confused and said,

"what pizza habit?"

i reminded him about the money.

he just shrugged and said,

"oh. that wasn't for pizza."

apparently when he was in college, there were a bunch of weeks where he skipped meals because he didn't have enough money.

he never told anyone.

not even my mom.

he said he figured if the money was labeled "rent" or "groceries," i'd feel guilty taking it.

but nobody ever turns down pizza.

i don't know why that hit me so hard.

maybe because i never once needed that $20 for pizza.

but there were definitely weeks where i needed it for something.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

If a man is horny enough, he’ll let you be as weird as you want. You could tell him you plan to conquer the planet by constructing antimatter warheads in a subterranean bunker, and he’d just agree with you.

(This is why so many autistic hotties spec into flirting as a shortcut.)

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

2022: Call my doctors office, tell receptionist I am running five minutes late, apologize, hang up

2026: Call doctors office, get routed to a new company-wide "AI assistant," navigate phone tree, get put on hold to wait for a human at a call center, wait 6 minutes, explain to human agent what is going on, get put on hold while human agent calls my physical doctors office to tell them for me

This is not better

[Socialist Planning Beyond Capitalism @beyond_capital]

Playing cards against capitalists with a stacked deck.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

My dad humbled my entire identity in ten words 😭😭

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: moved into new apartment in Japan.

landlord gives me key very seriously.

Landlord: There is one rule.

Me: ...okay.

Landlord: If you hear screaming from apartment 302.

pause.

Landlord: Do not participate.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

first week peaceful.

second week: 3AM, absolute chaos upstairs.

man screaming, woman screaming, what sounded like furniture achieving flight.

I’m preparing to call police, then suddenly silence.

five minutes later I pass apartment 302 on way to work.

door open, couple inside eating breakfast peacefully.

woman notices me staring.

Woman: Sorry about yesterday.

Me: ...everything okay?

Woman: Yes, Mario Party.

I understood immediately.

[Tyson "Norava" Rasanen 🐀 @Norava]

True though
https://t.co/QObOKNtKX8

[KIZSA 🍅 @NsgahH17465]

congratulations

[Mikeal Adams @MikealAdams1]

@woofknight This is supposed to be funny, but I really appreciate it, honestly, when my friends get me like this.

[🧡Lulu🌾; @ItsLulu_7]

Socialism is the path forward

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

"DID YOU PUT A MOD IN THIS ?!"

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