burger, fries, & thick thighs

Semi-lovely. In my honk shoo era. Send me food pics.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Sometimes you have to mess things up to make them good.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Reubens are top tier. Now I want to try one in the shower.

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 76: Reuben- Someone asked me to eat this in honor of a friend they lost. I can only hope when I'm gone a friend eats something in the shower in my memory. If you miss someone reach out to them soon while you still can. This Reuben was tasty as hell though 10/10

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Freddie and Beth could get me to play MTG

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

There are many benefits to living 10ft from a co-op. One of the downsides is I can't walk over and get pizza rolls at 9pm because they only have healthy organic wholesome shit. It's late and I want easy food chemicals.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Genuine question: why do people buy sausages and then cut the meat out of the casing? They sell pork sausage already.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

There should be a high heels mode on the fitbit so all your steps count double.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Can I be your husband

[Let’s hear it for Eric Cartman 😂 @_mimitaughther]

The type of sandwich ima make my husband at 2 AM 🥹

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Whatever anyone told you about Bluey is true. Is so fucking cute.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

If any of my current coworkers saw even one of my photos on Facebook I would actually pass away.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

I want to explode into useful materials when I die.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

@ViewtifulKyle Block your players on the socials you want to talk about your campaign on 😆

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Harry Potter adults are worse than Disney adults.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

let me tell you about the Midwestern-goodbye

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Do black olives belong on nachos?

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

HBO really nailed the formula for unskippable intros to TV shows.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

My cat will absolutely tear my skin to shreds as I try to give her medicine, and then demand I pet her afterward to make *her* feel better.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Do you ever casually scroll through your own tweets and think, "wow I'm funny and no one knows it"?

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Sometimes I forget that I literally dated a clown.

[burger, fries, & thick thighs @NordeastShlickr]

Why do the buttons change every day

[trash jones @jzux]

when a hot person at work emails me i’m like this email could have been a meeting