The Nordic Messiah

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@ZackRyder I know RAW stops in Columbus 4th of July, should try out new restaurant opening called Cucinova nearby. It's sick!!! #WWWYKI

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Things I regret:
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...I got nothing.

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@jshecket hipster, teenager... #SameDifference

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@jshecket inform them Nickelback really does suck #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry

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@jshecket tell them their skinny jeans make them look fat #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry

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@jshecket Tell them Zayn left One Direction #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry

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Close Chipotle #HowToRuinAWhiteGirlsDay

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Close Starbucks #HowToRuinAWhiteGirlsDay

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Get rid of Pumpkin Spice lattes #HowToRuinAWhiteGirlsDay

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@ZackRyder can my sister get a shout out for her birthday? @lizbeach05 #WWWYKI

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Mr Rogers Neighborhood Watch #MakeAKidShowSerious

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@jshecket Dora the Sexual Orientation Explorer #MakeAKidShowSerious

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Oh hey @lizbeach05!!! Long time no see!!!

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Excuse me dumb slut who thinks she's drunk at my step dad's show: I can smell your chlamydia from here, sit the fuck down

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#PlasticBag I feel like one all the time

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@jshecket Uptown Funk is whiter than pumpkin spice lattes and chipotle

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@ZackRyder can I get a tweet for my birthday, from one broski to another? #WWWYKI

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Today is just one of those days when I'm drowning in a sea of dipshidiots

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@lizbeach05 smells like poop. That is all.

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@jshecket for some reason I read that as working *coffee cup stream