Norm

Business owner! 2 lovely kids! Husband! Football coach @dyceboys2009 @dycebc1980 @uefa C Licence Holder. Aberdeen fan ⭐️ ⭐️ 🔴⚪️

[Norm @NormPar]

Cole in action thanks to Cole’s agent https://t.co/lVb3QHo6ib for putting together ⚽️👍🏻

[Aberdeen FC @AberdeenFC]

Following a Board meeting, Aberdeen Football Club has today taken the decision to part company with Head Coach Stephen Robinson.

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[Dex @DextterUtd]

🚨🗣️| Nicky Butt reacts to JJ Gabriel potentially signing for Real Madrid

“Look, I’ve been around the game long enough to know when a young lad’s getting carried away with himself, and this JJ Gabriel business is a classic case of it.”

“Sixteen years of age, still wet behind the ears, and he’s already decided Manchester United ain’t good enough for him. They had him training with the first team, they were ready to throw him on in the Carabao Cup, they treated him like the golden boy because everyone could see the talent, and what does he do? He downs tools, stops training, and tells them he wants out because the pathway isn’t clear enough. Pathway? At sixteen? Come on, be serious.”

“Now he’s off to Real Madrid, and I don’t care what anyone says about Castilla and development plans — that place is already stacked with wingers. Vinicius, Mbappé, Rodrygo, that young Diomande lad who’s already getting minutes, Endrick, Brahim… the list goes on.”

“He’s not walking into that dressing room and demanding a place. He’s walking into a queue that stretches all the way back to the academy. They’ll park him in the B team, tell him he’s the future, and then when the next big signing arrives he’ll be further down the pecking order than he ever was at Old Trafford.”

“And the worst part is, United have got kids of their own coming through who actually want to be there. This sends the wrong message to every single one of them. You don’t get special treatment and then spit it back in the club’s face because someone in Spain’s whispering in your ear.”

“I’ve seen too many of these ‘next Messis’ chase the bright lights and end up nowhere. The lad’s got talent, no one’s denying that, but talent without a bit of patience and a bit of humility doesn’t get you very far in this game. in a couple of years he might be wondering why he didn’t just keep his head down at Manchester United.”

[Oracle @biggle1908]

This is how to do a Christmas advert. John Lewis could learn a thing or two.

Well done Lidl!!

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

It's now become an unwanted Christmas tradition. Excruciatingly bad retail ads that get everything wrong. And this year, John Lewis have outdone themselves...

[Norm @NormPar]

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[GB News @GBNEWS]

‘Do you think people wake up and work at 5am to fund schools abroad?!’

Laila Cunningham spars with Kevin Craig over foreign spending, asking whether there is any accountability for the taxpayer money spent overseas.

[©️Jinchūriki @enezito_]

Piers Morgan CONFRONTS a vegan climate activist Orla Coghlan over almonds and avocados, accusing him of hypocrisy:

“You don’t care about bees being murdered. You’re killing billions of bees and destroying the planet, yet you preach about saving animals!”

His final response? “I’m certainly allowed to eat meat when someone kills bees to feed their avocado habit!”

Piers Morgan: Do you eat almonds? Do you drink almond milk?

Orla Coghlan: I’m here to talk about the climate crisis.

Piers Morgan: Do you eat avocados?

Orla Coghlan: I eat a plant-based diet.

Piers Morgan: Do you eat avocados?

Orla Coghlan: Yes.

Piers Morgan: Great. A leading study says billions of bees are slaughtered so that you can have your almonds and avocados. Why don’t you care about the little guys?

Orla Coghlan: Can I say that there—

Piers Morgan: It’s total hypocrisy, isn’t it? You don’t care about bees being murdered.

Orla Coghlan: Will you let me speak? I’ve been brought on the show to answer your questions.

Piers Morgan: I think you’re a hypocrite, like a lot of vegans I’ve met. You don’t seem to realize that your almonds and avocados involve the slaughter of billions of bees.

Piers Morgan: You believe in the climate crisis?

Orla Coghlan: Yes.

Piers Morgan: Animal agriculture, farming and fishing are leading causes of the climate crisis. But you know what’s also damaging? Planes carrying your avocados and almonds from California thousands of miles to your vegan cafes. You’re killing billions of bees and destroying the planet, yet you sit here preaching about saving animals and the environment!

Orla Coghlan: I hear that you’re very frustrated. I would really like to respond.

Piers Morgan: Go on, then.

Orla Coghlan: A leading study from Oxford, the most comprehensive study on food and climate ever done, says animal products farming animals and fishing are the leading cause.

Piers Morgan: Is a bee an animal?

Orla Coghlan: I’m not finished. It surpasses—

Piers Morgan: Is a bee an animal?

Orla Coghlan: Piers, can I—

Piers Morgan: Of course a bee is an animal! If a bee’s an animal, why are you slaughtering them?

Orla Coghlan: Both almonds and avocados are less damaging to the planet—

Piers Morgan: Oh, they are less damaging! And what about how they get from California? What about the trucks across Europe?

Piers Morgan: I’m starving, and you’re not going to persuade me. My response to you destroying all these things is to have a Big Mac. It’s a free country, it’s a democracy. I’m allowed to eat meat, and I’m certainly allowed to eat meat when someone who kills bees to feed their avocado habit lectures me!

[Benonwine @benonwine]

This guy sums up the John Lewis ad perfectly. 👏

John Lewis used to capture the mood of the nation at Christmas. Now all they capture is woke nonsense normal people can't relate to.

[Norm @NormPar]

@jodiemills1997 👏🏻

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@jimfraser444 👏🏻 👏🏻

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@DensParkChoir 👏🏻 👏🏻

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@dadodster1 @delboy200963 😜

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@FalkirkFC @McEwanFraser Not a Falkirk fan, but really enjoyed that hard working performance! 👏🏻

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@77ianmcd Proper hard work performance 👏🏻

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Outstanding performance from Falkirk! Worked so hard! These Aberdeen players need to watch that back and see the desire and work rate from the Falkirk players! 👏🏻

[Norm @NormPar]

Can we swap our Aberdeen team for the Falkirk team? Managers included 🙏🏻

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@AberdeenFC Good half! Bit of cutting edge up front and could snatch it 🙏🏻

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@Jamiebrodie7 @scottmillar1 @CabbageAndRibs @HibernianFC @ICTFC Not the only club 🤦🏻‍♂️

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What a day out that was @ScottyC1903 🔴⚪️

[SPFL @spfl]

A four-midable semi-final showing 😮‍💨

⏪ Aberdeen in 2014

[Norm @NormPar]

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