Nick

That one guy from that one town

[Nick @NormaMaylene]

@AnthonyRaneri pure love

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I like rap that makes me think. That's why I listen to @DonaldGlover

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So broke I may have to put up a lemonade stand.

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Is it sad I mainly want a MacBook just so I can sync iTunes flawlessly?

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Shaving the beard

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Feelings are what women have. They come from their ovaries.

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I just wanna go home and eat spaghetti

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Sox are killin it

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💤💤💤

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

The benefit of smoking by yourself is listening to your own music

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Am I the only one who could care less about Game of Thrones?

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I enjoy people watching

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Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy

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@DaneCook sounds like a Zombie Fame movie.

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I just want to thank the world for giving me @Eminem

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Men don't let other men drink Smirnoff Ice.

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One of my fellow employees informs me in high school he hit Tony Stewart upside the head with a bottle of soda. I believe him.

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There's a guy at the bar who looks like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds

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I hate when a public restrooms toilet seat is already warm.