When your brother-in-law, @Fraser_PG follows you on Twitter, now all of a sudden I feel the need to be super intellectual and entertaining. Stay tuned.
While on a job at the airport, my security escort asked if I wanted to try out the new full body scanner. In my mind it sounded like "Hey what do you look like with no clothes on?" #AirportFail#nottoday#iwillhavethepatdown