Normal Guy

He/Him. Just a normal guy, living life.

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

I don’t think I will be participating in X! It’s been fun! I’m dead now!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

Shadow banned!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

I have been locked out of Twitter for several weeks but I logged back in!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

Anna! I have some bad news about Twitter! DM me!

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Hey guys! What’s been going on?? I was away directing my first movie, so I haven’t really been on Twitter in 3 months! I hope a bunch of weird shit didn’t go down on this app while I was away! 😀

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

Kanye is in some real hot water again!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

Kanye is in some real hot water!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

I have turned on tips! I would love to be given money for not maintaining this account anymore!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

Elon Musk is really in some hot water!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

@royhobbson Twitter is different now!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

A win for free speech absolutism!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

Elon Musk is paying engineers to invent a machine that will funnel his farts directly to his nose because he believes in conservation and he likes the smell!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

Elon Musk confided in me that he is disappointed that not one of his 10 children were worth kissing on the lips!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

Elon Musk admitted to me in confidence that he is sexually attracted to his cousin!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

I was recently having a conversation with Elon Musk and he kept saying how much he missed Jeffery Epstein as a loyal friend!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

@BrklynKat Thank you!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

This account exclusively deals in misinformation now!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

@cinatyte Sorry I haven't been around much! Just so busy with work!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

I realized today that I don't get as many death threats as I used to! Then I realized it's because Donald Trump was suspended!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

“@realDonaldTrump: NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!”

This is mean! You just lost a little of my huge amount of respect for you!

[Normal Guy @NormalTweetGuy]

@cinatyte Anytime!