James Smith

Protestant ✝️ | Neurotypical🗿| Cool Normie 😎

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@StaplesStore hello I am James Smith I like your chairs I sit on them.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@greatestbkfacts Why Ben talking bout Arab?!

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@videosinfolder Why is the rain white and sticky?

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@StellaaSports These police cars are so ugly that it’s pissing me off!!

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@GimmickSlop I’m sorry, Mr. Car Keys, that’s not beer, it’s my piss.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@GimmickSlop I get extremely horny when I’m faded, so you better hide Dr. Trayaurus.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@GimmickSlop They’re hiding someone under the floorboards of the 6/7.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@dinosaurs1969 I’ve never met a woman who doesn’t despise frogs.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@shitpost_2077 You better add the Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue! theme song to that Hardcore Punk Playlist, right motherfucking noww!!

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@Awk20000 Get that goofy motherfucker off the baseball field!

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@GimmickSlop I fucked the microwave inbox!!

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@isaacturnersong Yes!

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@DemNationalist Obama won against Keynes?!

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@imagesaicouldnt Damn, that book sounds very boring, I’m going back to reading Dr. Seuss.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@_giacomo_volpe_ Raise property taxes on seniors!!

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@alob_e @ButtTonguer This is what I used to do every school day at recess during my elementary school days.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@RespectableCon @CenTexLib You’re right, it’s good to have some shame about writing thesis acknowledgments.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@nikicaga Damn man, I could never run for office, my Reddit account is just me talking about how much I love skull fucking.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@dinosaurs1969 SpongeBob still has the wooden pickaxe. What is he poor?!

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@Gregy_Online I agree, the answer to if I should wipe my ass is don’t.

[James Smith @Normal_Guy_555]

@shitpost_2077 I fucking hate those sentient moving bananas, one of them tried to pickpocket me, too bad that banana motherfucker didn’t know my wallet was up my ass.