Jeff Moreau

We're not dead yet. I accept thanks in the form of umbrella drinks and not being used as bait. #MERP 18+

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@ProtheanJavik Yeah, we can space things in great detail.

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

So I hear all the old Blasto movies got remastered and there's another one coming. Fun fun.

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

Playing Mass Effect: Legendary Edition.
#BreakUpRecoveryMethods

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@ReaperCaretakr //Yep. Somehow mine got filled with futas, furries, and fuckboys.

Last time I was active as Joker they were all normal RP accounts. It's like a horny zombie virus spread through them.

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@ReaperCaretakr //I miss RP from before the lewds took over. I'm pretty confident that a good chunk of them never actually played the games and just read bullet points.

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@GalaxysMother Watching is one thing. Getting physical even with someone who isn't an Ardat-Yakshi could put me in the hospital. Certain doom appeals less.

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

Not unless you want to have your life essence sucked from you and die a very painful death.

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

Hey, hey is this thing on?

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@CalibratingSoul Easy there, pal. A respectful cat uses the leg. It says "good morning" or "my litter box is full".

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@CalibratingSoul Bohemian Rhapsody coming right up.

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@OperativeSR2 I think she said something about Purgatory and drinking a Krogan under the table.

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@BioticParagade *Hands you one of Mordin's pamphlets*

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

Seven zettabytes of hardcore porn. #MyBrowserHistoryIn5Words

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@DemetriusOrion "He probably will."

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

"Another day, another 24 hours of flying the ship."

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@DemetriusOrion "Salarian scientist. He cured the genophage and sacrificed himself to make sure it worked."

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

@DemetriusOrion "I would but nobody else can handle the ship like I do. It's like Mordin used to say. It's got to be me because someone else might screw something up."

[Jeff Moreau @NormandyPilot]

Sings "And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!" into the intercom.