Norovirus

I'm new in res! Really working hard to figure out why all my friends got sick

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

I would like to apologize to my boy @HumberCockroach he took a lot of heat for my responsibilities. #Sorry #CockroachLivesMatter

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

Visited Humber today! Just wanted everyone to know my boy @HumberCockroach is doing well at Mucho Burrito 🌯

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

What's with all the hand sanitizer?! That stuff kills me you know! After everything I've done :(

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

Accidentally hit the fire alarm #oops

[The Humber Cockroach @HumberCockroach]

Opening a restaurant in the caf to replace Mucho Burrito, what should I name it?

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

Anyone want to eat spaghetti with me like lady and the tramp? 😊

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

It's so nice to see almost everyone healthy again! I'm going to stop in every person's room to see how they are! :) #BBFS

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

Cooking is life <3

[The Humber Cockroach @HumberCockroach]

Throwback to my old res! #MuchoBurrito #HumberRoach

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

Can I borrow someone's toothbrush? Mine is being used to scrub the grill in the kitchen

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

Every time I get my food, I examine every single plastic fork and then pick my favourite one to eat with! :)

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

I've only been here since last Thursday and I've already gotten to know 217 Humber students so well <3 #friendsforlife

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

Tomorrow I'll be setting up a kissing booth in res 😘 All the funds will go towards my personal research on what caused the outbreak :)

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

Come on guys, please stop avoiding me, we need to be working together right now to find out why everyone got sick! #Teamwork

[The Humber Cockroach @HumberCockroach]

I hope everyone enjoyed my talk about acceptance today. Be the difference! #HumberRoach

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

@mitzeez alright thank you, if I could wash properly I definitely would :)

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

@mitzeez @Vimeo How can I wash my hands? I have none I'm just a simple virus from a small town

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

The res chefs requested me to do a palm reading! I've been specializing in this for a while now, it's a real honour!

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

Think I know why everyone got sick... I just wanted to apologize... when I was preparing salads last week, I saw a fly land on a few..

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

If there are any other Humber food handlers out there who would like another hand massage hit me up, I do a wonderful job!

[Norovirus @Norovirus17]

The res kitchen staff told me I that can't help out again until the health inspectors leave