jonathan

~ parody account ~

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@Art_Nerveux @SKMVT @KylePlantEmoji @hog_mild IUD literally stands for “in urethra, duh”

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

the clean or the dirty one

[grovy @grovymango]

depressed ppl ,, how is that clothing pile doing

[DOOM @MFDOOM]

With heavy hearts, we share these words from MF DOOM’s family.

https://t.co/g9TPQCsB15

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@ashantibyrd7 This is truly heartbreaking holy shit

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@ashantibyrd7 WAIT WHAT????

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@paytonNOTpeyton single and not [good at nor knowledgeable about] hoeing [even though I feel I got substantially hotter whilst keeping my killer personality] [oh and I’m a Pisces]

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@Daniellaphant1 Yeah I don’t know if I’ve ever been in this much ✨pain✨

[dan @Daniellaphant1]

i’m in ✨pain✨

[Damond Jones @Jonesy121]

treated like fucking dirt 🙄

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

Happy 3 year anniversary to this perfect thread

[dan @Daniellaphant1]

sex is good and all, but have you ever watched the soul leave @NorrisJonathanB’s body when you crushed him in connect four??

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@ashantibyrd7 I’m tired

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@ashantibyrd7 Tim Cosmwell Mawanda

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@ashantibyrd7 must ride

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

I AM CRYING OMFG

[ronald ☃️ @seismically]

in honor of it being christmas, the most iconic dialogue of all time: https://t.co/IE4VbruoTY

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@Daddi_Yankii Luckily I know the lore behind BBBH. They basically inceptioned a grizzly bear to record it’s brain activity during hibernation. This bear happened to be cooked out or somethin and they broadcasted his dreams to children.

But yeah nah the real bear’s in a cave fs

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

All this is doing is dragging left handed people

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@ashantibyrd7 The disrespect

[jonathan @NorrisJonathanB]

@ashantibyrd7 Think of your mother.