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[Spike⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

Jesus watching arteta trying to sell Gyokeres and Martinelli who were starters yet he has been chilling in the hospital since 2023

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

Why are Vieira, Nelson & Jesus still at Arsenal FC?
I get the wish to upgrade on Martinelli but am I missing something here?

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

Look what we did to him

[Lee Gunner @leegx82]

The amount of people on their knees for a fella who scored in a whopping 5 league games in a fArMeRs LeAgUe is crazy.

Then swapping our striker and cash too, madness.

Good luck in a year or so when he does the same shit to us as he’s doing to Atleti.

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[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

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[UpYourArsenal🔴⚪🔴⚪♥️ @UPYOURARSENAL04]

Viktor Gyokeres gave up wages, his reputation and Legend status at Sporting to join Arsenal

Just so we can Swap him with Julian Alvarez (ex Man City player) who scored 8 Goals last season and thinks he's better than us🤷🏽‍♂️

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

@AFCJaccy For this team currently? Alexis.

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

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[Sash 🏆 @Sashnetini]

Gabriel Jesus is STILL at the club

Fábio Vieira is STILL at the club

Reiss Nelson is STILL at the club

Noni Madueke is SOMEHOW at the club

YET

Gabi is the problem child who needs to be moved on and isn’t good enough, “We need to be ruthless”. Yet we employ those 3 bums lol

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

@Arsenal_N10 Raya is the decisive factor

[UY ❤️🤍 @Eleojo_Afc]

Just look at how much champagne they are popping in celebration of the same trophy they ask us not to celebrate 😂😂😂

[CentreGoalHQ @centreGoalHQ]

🚨 JAMIE CARRAGHER ON CHELSEA’S £116M VALUATION OF PEDRO NETO:

🗣️ “£116M for Pedro Neto? I’m sorry, but at some point you have to stop calling this football business and start asking questions about the numbers.

Chelsea putting £116M on Neto is absolutely ridiculous. If someone actually pays that money, I’d want to know what planet these valuations are coming from.

Money laundering? I’m not accusing anyone of a crime, but when I see numbers like this, I’m certainly asking questions.

Chelsea have completely lost the plot with transfers.”

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

@GunnerMZ7 Agreed. He is a scrub. But no need to blame Chels. AFC aren't stupid they would have known he was a high risk signing.

[GunnerMZ7 @GunnerMZ7]

I think Arteta should already be considering selling Madueke.

It's not working anymore — the guy's good in training, but on the pitch he offers nothing.

Not even good enough as Saka's backup.

Chelsea conned us on this deal.

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

I would be on board if the pin stripes are SUPER fine. Finer than what is shown with the logos.
This is going to go one of two ways. Either it will be one of the best & unique AFC kits to date or one of the worst.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

🚨 The Arsenal 2027/28 home kit will combine the club’s traditional red base with white & navy details. The kit will also feature a pinstriped design, reports @Footy_Headlines x @IamCrisJ. ✅🔴

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

@beingblackie_ Cazorla & Alexis.

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

Why play by the rules at this point?
The "punishment" for cheating is worthwhile the cheating at this point (that's when there is punishment).

[RazedFootball @RazedFootball]

Manchester City could become the first Premier League club to make THREE £100m+ signings in a single transfer window. 🤯

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

@WelBeast What a league.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The only way any club can pull this off is by breaching over 115 financial fair play rules. What a club.

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

@talkSPORT 3 midfielders. All need rest time to time. This is a low iq convo. Bruno would start alongside rice & odegaard in a 1st choice midfield. zubi would be the second option to cover rice & bruno (possibly alongside mls as a 3rd option).

[Football Culture @CultFooty]

🚨 Does FFP actually protect the big clubs?

- Chelsea fined £10m for 74 breaches, zero points deducted
- Everton docked 10 points for a breach a third of that size
- Forest lost 4 points for a £34.5m breach, appeal rejected
- Man City's 115 charges have sat unresolved for 3.5 years
- City already beat a UEFA ban on appeal back in 2020
- Villa sold their women's team for £55m just to stay legal
- Villa still fined ~£20m by UEFA over that same deal
- Newcastle sold Minteh, Anderson, Isak, Tonali to stay compliant
- Howe admitted PSR, not football, drove some of those sales
- Smaller ambitious clubs losing players while big clubs stall
- Is FFP just protecting whoever can afford the longest fight?

Full STORY ⬇️

[North Dank @NorthDank1886]

@afcstuff This light squad seems to a club philosophy at this point. Very bad for player fitness. Gonna have a squad on crutches by the end of the season the way things going.