Alan North

just my ramblings

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@piersmorgan

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@piersmorgan @Cristiano

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@piersmorgan @Cristiano This rivals your trump infatuation from 2015/2016

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@piersmorgan @Cristiano 2 goals against goat men and then a penalty. And then a temper tantrum when he was hailed off for being totally ineffective.

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

All about him, this is why he isn’t the greatest of all time, he’s just a show pony who wants to be the centre of attention @piersmorgan

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Cristiano Ronaldo is subbed off and he's not happy about it!

Could this be his last ever appearance for Portugal? 👀

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@denkmit I really really hope so, he’s had so much bad luck since his title, I want him to win again as he deserves it

[BBC 5 Live Sport @5liveSport]

Steph Houghton's reaction is every single England fan when that second Harry Kane goal went in! 🙌

#FIFAWorldCup #England #ThreeLions

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

It would not shock me if this is the case and stokes is back under a new coach and ECB leadership structure for the first ashes test next summer

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

PREDICTION:
England don’t have an obvious person to replace Ben Stokes as captain.
He’s still fit as a fiddle.
Once he’s cleared his head, he may regret quitting.
Next summer is the Ashes in England.
There’s nobody I’d rather have lead us into that battle than Stokes.

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

As news filtered through of Ben Stokes' retirement, the Trent Bridge crowd rose to applaud the England captain.

He took a wicket with his very next ball.

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@adamparsons ITV really thought he was better than Clive Tyldesley 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

Not seen any of the cricket as I’m on holiday, but is the Trent bridge pitch as flat as a road or just England bowling has wilted in the heat?

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

A warm welcome to @finnysteve to the lead commentator's chair! 🤝

And who better than his old teammate Sir Alastair Cook to help him settle in?

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

What’s the word I’m looking for….. oh yeah, BULLSHIT

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Gianni Infantino insists Fifa are gaining "no additional revenue" from the controversial hydration breaks at the World Cup.

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

Oh lord

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Fifa president Gianni Infantino has confirmed 🏆

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@OllieHolt22 He’s still an insufferable narcissist though, Ollie

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@piersmorgan He’s scored against goat farmers and cart men, you could do that and you have to move your chin out the way to kick the ball

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@piersmorgan @Cristiano You are basically Ben Shapiro when it comes to Ronaldo. He is your Israel

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@piersmorgan @Cristiano Uzbekistan, you could score against these bunch of cart men and sheep farmers

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

@piersmorgan Against the might of Uzbekistan

[Alan North @NorthGooner]

A bit late now!!!!!

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

Exclusive: FIFA wants to change law on penalty shootouts before knockout matches start - on Sunday!

Has asked IFAB to change law so just 1 coin toss - winner chooses kick first or end + loser has 2nd choice.

(Arsenal lost both coin tosses in CL final)

https://t.co/w6pbeE2oh1