North London Trash

est. before your time

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NW3 vs SW3? #madeinchelsea #madeinhampstead

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Are there any young @HighgateMums or are they all you know "mature"? Just wondering

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genuinely devastated that the burger king outside angel has been closed. literally at a loss. what am I gonna do, go to pret??? Jesus

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I saw a fox who had been run over on Archway Road. its leg was detached. the complete sorrow of #northlondontrash

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God damn rail replacement bus service

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Last night saw two girls fighting over a cheeseburger outside archway McDonald's. #humancondition

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i saw a girl in a bowler hat at @buttoneddown disco and for a brief moment it was nineteen ninety something all over again #nostalgia

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ive seen so many people go down between @KOKOLondon and mornington crescent. dont even talk to me about trying to get on at camden road

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quite a lot of mentals on the @northernline but occasionally you get a carriage full of symmetrical topman models and indie chicks

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getting fucked up outside camden lock isnt cool after the age of about 14 luckily in this world theres room for squares

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What accent does Adele sing in? Cos it sure ain't tottenham

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In Highgate no-one can hear u scream

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people sometimes wear creepers in wembley now #goodworkguys

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@Hampstead_Heath a man was swimming in one of your lakes in the god damn snow it was incredibly frightening, my brother (15) started crying

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hampstead heath can actually get fucking spooky. #fuckclaphamcommon

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if you get your groceries from @Melrose_Morgan you are #BeyondN6

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i want to write the screenplay for the @Razorlight movie. when, you know, when that happens

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if you get run over on archway road it really is your own fault

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is it cool to live in primrose hill y/n seriously

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i feel like @HighgateCemeter [sic] have really misplayed their twitter username