Northern Fail

Will everyone please just stop complaining for once. Do you think we’re made of trains?

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

Are you losers planning on going out this weekend? Don’t be a loser, get the train! Not our trains though obviously because we’re on strike. #YoureAllLosersBecauseYoureNotGettingTheTrainEvenThoughTheyreNotRunning

[Jantax @PWmayfly_2018]

@northernassist @NorthernFaiI

Thank you Northern for ruining another day out. I love waiting an hour at Leeds to get to Preston because you have cancelled the 16.58, On top of you cancelling 3 trains to Manchester Airport on 26/06/24 from Preston between 16.00-17.00 shambles

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Dear @UK. This was Steve’s banner before it was taken away by the @metpoliceuk

[Shamima Begum @SHAMlMA_BEGUM]

Everyone crying on Twitter, what’s all the Tiers 4?

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

Are your children heading #BackToSchool? 🎒

Encourage them to walk, cycle or scoot to school where possible, because our trains are all just so terrible. 🚸🚲🛴🚊👎🏻

Helpful advice 👉 https://t.co/qqowRJum68…

#TravelSafely

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

⚠️ Due to us being a very poorly run company, all lines are delayed/cancelled. ⚠️

Disruption is expected to last until further notice.

Please see the Line Updates tab here: https://t.co/AhdY73i7ex

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

From 14 September, a new timetable will be in place across our Network. The new timetable won’t actually matter too much though because most of our trains are cancelled anyway.

View timetables 👉 https://t.co/xfpfQbxENZ
Or plan using journey planners 👉 https://t.co/blE4bSkHBU

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

@Tringonometry Sorry, I meant selfish

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

⚠️ Due to our really lazy train drivers, trains have to run at reduced speed on some lines. ⚠️

Disruption is expected until 14:30 07/02

Please see the Line Updates tab here for full info: https://t.co/Qh2HIMKADw

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

⚠️ Due to there being so many faults with our services we’re going to start telling you which trains are on time instead of which ones aren’t.

Currently no trains are running on time. ⚠️

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

🥾 Fancy a walk with a stunning view? It would be a better idea than trying to get on one of our trains! We've put together this enjoyable walk for you to try on the edge of the scenic national park: https://t.co/UvYQKV07FN ⛰️ #TraveltheNorth

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

👛 Save some dough when it's a last minute go! Offers are available up to 15 minutes before on some routes for our impulsive travellers! There's limited availability though because none of our trains are running, so be quick!!! https://t.co/Q69eeZfuAZ 👛

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

🚤 Lakes, mountains, valleys, villages, towns and coastline all add up to make #Cumbria and the Lake District a fantastic destination for lovers of the outdoors! You’d better take a good look at these pictures because our trains are all cancelled so we’re not taking you there!🚤

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

ℹ️ Accessibility on older Northern trains in 2020 ℹ️

We are currently in the process of introducing brand new & refurbished trains.

Some services will, for a short time, have reduced accessibility. We’re still charging you full price though 😂😂😂 #mugs https://t.co/knTOcph9ao

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

⚠️Refurbishment works are taking place on the footbridge at #Arnside. I hope you’re all looking forward to Spring 2020! The Footbridge will be finished but our trains will still be a pile of shit ⚠️

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

🚆 #DidYouKnow Northern is transforming 268 trains as part of a £100m investment programme, which is well over 600 carriages, meaning the whole programme is expected to make no difference and you’ll still be late for work! #SpendingYourMoney #LookHowShitWeAre

[Northern Fail @NorthernFaiI]

🎫 Join the herd and save a third! If you’re 26-30 now you only have to pay 1/3 on your rail fare, we still won’t turn up though! Check how much you can save and buy now at:- https://t.co/id4T0gBPke 💳