Northern Padre

Padres enthusiast from Saint Paul, MN. Brotato superfan.

[Northern Padre @NorthernPadre]

Any Padres fans in town for the series in MN next week? I'm looking to do a short meetup before the 9/12 game. Poster by @PunkRockPaint

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Bobby Wood > Travis Wood

[Nick Penny @oppotacop]

The full video 😭😭 #FruitStand https://t.co/jBgeVwyGBK

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I came back just to say Travis Wood is terrible one last time. See ya in 2018.

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Honestly, it's time to stop watching for the year. That team gives zero fucks.

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So I see the Padres lost 16-0 again this week.

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Had to stay home tonight, unfortunately. ☹️

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Ugggghhhhhhhhhh https://t.co/SF6QMkGsKb

[joe @joemfox]

The most depressing chart I've seen in a while https://t.co/wFSJvEckWy

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Things I will remember about the 2017 season:

1. Asuaje hits fan in the dick with HR

2. Give up HRs in first seven innings against Twins

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Lots of people have seen Padres wins. I am proud to be one of the few to witness such historic failure.

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@PadreFanDan @Padres I need a token to remember such epic futility by. I will carry it as my Padres fan badge of honor.

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@PadreFanDan @Padres You must know that I went and dug the stub out of the dumpster at my apartment and was questioned by a police officer about it, haha.

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@Friar_Faithful @Padres Im pumped. After I found out this fact, I went out to the dumpster and dug out my ticket stub. And then a cop drove by and questioned me.

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@PadreFanDan @Padres More like get it signed by every Padres who gave up a homer! 😂

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I was there to witness historic futility. Goddammit I love you @Padres. #TheTankComesToTown https://t.co/emMCXWZQ7H

[MLB Stats @MLBStats]

The @Twins are the FIRST team in @MLB history to homer in each of the first seven innings.

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@PadreFanDan @Padres Wait really? That's kind of cool I guess... I mean it would have been better if it were the Padres hitting them, but still... Haha.

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@AndrewShedlock I'll be solo tomorrow so we should meet up at some point and be miserable together!

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@AndrewShedlock YUP. You going tomorrow?

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Aspects of that game were less than satisfactory.

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@PadreFanDan @Padres Suffered through it all. It was rough.