Mtn Mama

29 married with a kid
MA➡️VA
⚠️ I have zero filter on this account…do with that information what you will 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

Life can play funny games so take it
all while you can, be fore its all gone…
-my mom (1/23/1991)

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

@urbanponds101 It’s not Christmas time, but Hard Candy Christmas. Didn’t grow up hearing it played, but it’s a staple for East TN radio at Christmas time I’ve learned.

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

@IowaMan26

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

Been stuck in my head since yesterday afternoon

[Rock Media @TheRockMediaCo]

Best version of Rocky Top out there 🧡

A Tennessee legend 🥹🍊

(🎥: @DollyParton / IG)

[Imagination Library @dollyslibrary]

Our team, our local program partners, and every operational partner who helps make this program possible each month are heartbroken at the loss of our founder, Dolly Parton. (cont.)

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

Dolly Parton’s duet of “When I Get Where I’m Going” with Brad Paisley hits a whole lot harder now that she’s gone.

When I get where I’m going
and I see my Maker’s face
I’ll stand forever in the light
of His amazing grace.

When get where I’m going
there’ll be only happy tears.
Hallelujah.

[lizb 🩶🦇 @strngpersona]

living in Tennessee and hearing Dolly Parton has died is a whole other experience. None of us are working. All of us are mourning

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

I shed a tear honestly. 😭

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

“She wants to rest in cotton because after a life of wearing rhinestones, she wants to finally be comfortable”

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

Apparently late night 😏

[Lishay🎀 @Lishay_3536]

Which one??🤔

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

Apparently it’s National Peach Pie day.

Maybe I should sit my peach in some pie and send a flirty text or two… 😉

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

Honestly…how fucking hard is it to say goodnight in a sweet manner??

Especially if you’re already sweet to me all day. 🙄😒

[Ananya🎀 @ananya_pvtpf]

being horny as hell but having absolutely no interest in sleeping with someone unless there’s a real connection is actually my biggest enemy….like girl what are we supposed to do with this libido

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

Well that shower got cold REAAAALLL QUICK 🍈 🍈 🥶

That’s what I get for doing dishes first…

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

This EP is my current addiction

[Whiskey Vet @retired_68W]

“Are you a swinger?”
Just my moods.

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

Oh my jeep broke down a week ago.
It was a bad coil.
Cost me $375 for a tow I didn’t want - but the county thought I needed 🙄

Anyways, I fixed it on my own Tuesday night after only 30min 💪🏼 💁🏼‍♀️

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

Things I haven’t done yet since moving to the mountains with no neighbors…
•naked in the yard
•get railed on the front porch
•let the titties be free (no tan lines)
•waved to the rural mailman topless

Might not do all of these…but the thoughts have crossed my mind 😏

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

Haven’t been a PJ set person in YEARS - but this set from Walmart is SOOO SOFT I may have to buy more 👀

[Mtn Mama @Northern_Bitch3]

I should start reading again. Maybe that will help tame my mind…or it’ll make it worse 🫠

[Motorheadmadness @BiggDaddy_76]

Good morning