Norm Baker

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@manairport been waiting for an hour for baggage in T3… what’s happening??

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@TFTimeMachine I’ve been waiting for years but I’m sure I remember a storyline where Melchester have a load of players out injured so Roy plays his milkman. Maybe I dreamed it. Would be classic Roy though

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@alisonbrie Same again this year please?

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@manairport just letting you know of the massive queues to check in at T2 so there’s a record for when I request my lounge passes refund…

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

I’ve listened to two middle aged men read copies of 1980s issues of Roy of the Rovers for over ninety hours and I CAN’T STOP @TFTimeMachine

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

When your team is in a hole and there’s only half a season/electoral cycle to claw your way to safety there’s only one man to call… Big Sam for PM #bigsam #LizTrussPM #ToryShambles #GeneralElectionNow #torychaos

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@GNev2 you spoke the truth today. I’ve had a season ticket since you won the FA youth cup but I’m now praying for our relegation. Only when their debt driven financial model is stress tested to destruction will we be able to see the back of these incompetent parasites.

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@theAliceRoberts can you make anything of this? Seems to be a bone tool/fitting, hole drilled in either end, channels cut possibly for string? Groove cut in the head. Would love to know what it is!

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@LiMissP Will message you when I’m on my way, not sure how early I’ll be there but let’s see 👍🏻

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

⁦@TFTimeMachine⁩ lovely stuff https://t.co/weK55xZV3o

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@TFTimeMachine’s re-imagination of Roy Race may be the greatest dramatic interpretation of a literary character since Olivier’s Richard III.

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@TFTimeMachine @profanityswan @DelaneyMan George Lucas wasn’t the only one nicking stuff from Indoor League

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@LiMissP Is this true?? I want this to be true!

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@DelaneyMan sure it’s been mentioned but I’m not reading all the tweets, you fucking do it. Cool For Cats and Up The Junction

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@guardian_sport I clipped and saved this article 30 years ago because the sentiment was so close to my own. David Lacey was a brilliant writer and a prescient sage. RIP.

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/eqNT7Kd7UD

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@MarinaHyde Presumably if it’s in international waters then Prince Andrew can provide entertainment to Sheikhs in any way he sees fit.

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

@BetamaxBabylon Just watched Ferris Bueller with my nine year old. She asked me what herpes is.

[Norm Baker @Northern_Norm]

And the reason why the CL gets popular from the QF stage is because THAT’S WHERE THE JEOPARDY STARTS, GENIUS!!
⁦@GNev2⁩ #investmentbankleague #dontcallitsuper https://t.co/1DDyVJl9DG