Northern

Unofficial twitter of Northern train services. Helping make that Great Northern Powerhouse. Just with shit trains, no drivers & cancellations. Parody Account

[Northern @Northernasstits]

Hilarious. If you thought our train service was badly run, now customers can't even use our phone service. Must be down to call centre staff training or signal failure #northernrail #northernfail #canwedoanythingright? #callcentretraining

[Northern @Northernasstits]

@sassykc11 @northernassist @LiamUnderwood99 Apologies for not seeing this message earlier,I've been sifting through tomorrow's timetable with my eyes shut & a pin. 2moro we've now organised a treasure hunt for the drivers to find their trains. My guess is one train - the new @VirginTrains Pendolino service #NorthernFail

[Northern @Northernasstits]

We can today announce #northernrail haven't won the contract to supply the carriage for Harry & Meghan's upcoming wedding.The royal couple have opted for Ascot Landau carriage, as being built in 1883, it was substantially newer than our shitty 'Pacer' boneshakers. #RoyalWedding

[Northern @Northernasstits]

@brandonjsutton1 Thanks for reaching out Brandon, we appreciate your frustration and we will pass on your feedback (we won't). On the plus side, it would appear that we are not the only ones that are unable to organise such an event ^Dave