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@PDawg206 @davebaker @GabyUrrutia247 Culture 😂

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@PDawg206 @Vern_Funquist 😂

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@ChristianCaple @wilburhookshand Ask not for whom the portal tracks, it tracks for thee

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@PDawg206 @davebaker Your experience is that people from Texas consider themselves from the Deep South? lol.

[Northwest Dude 🌲🎣 @Northwest_Dude]

@PDawg206 @davebaker Do you think anyone cares about your major/coursework? How embarrassing. Everyone knows what the south means.

[Northwest Dude 🌲🎣 @Northwest_Dude]

@PDawg206 @davebaker Your definition of the south is arbitrary. You’re so dense.

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@PDawg206 @davebaker Prove my system Dave!

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@PDawg206 @davebaker lol. Qualifying region. Arbitrary nonsense.

[Northwest Dude 🌲🎣 @Northwest_Dude]

Finally made it to great grandma’s hometown. My kinda place.

[Northwest Dude 🌲🎣 @Northwest_Dude]

Lord help you if you try to stuff a smoked turkey down a Norwegian ferry toilet.

[Northwest Dude 🌲🎣 @Northwest_Dude]

11 hour travel time to middleofnowhere-dahl, Norway. Something tells me my next meal will be an experience.

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And, it is criminal, considering the above, that these fine people won’t sell me a bottle of wine after 8pm.

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If you’re from Seattle, you know that summer evening feeling where time slows down and daylight seems to rebel against the inevitability of night. In Norway, that time lasts about four hours.

[Northwest Dude 🌲🎣 @Northwest_Dude]

Turkish eggs, some local sausage, and a cold beer for breakfast was just what I needed before tromping around a medieval castle in the rain.

[Northwest Dude 🌲🎣 @Northwest_Dude]

Like a kid… drinking a beer in a candy store.

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Germans and Austrians initially come off as very reserved and serious, but even they are no match for my sons precocious-ness. He leads the league in adjusted smiles created.

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The grandeur of visiting Mozart’s birthplace is somewhat lessened by the fact that the ground floor is a frozen yogurt joint. But I’m sure WAM would have loved cheesecake bites.

[Northwest Dude 🌲🎣 @Northwest_Dude]

Schnapp in the name of love, schnappy joes, schnapping Broccoli, Women be schnapping, three schnapps in a z formation, blew through a schnapps sign … endless!

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Gonna start the Seattle Schnapps Company when I get home.