Jim Norton Quotes™

The #1 fan run Jim Norton Quotes Account on Twitter! I tweet/retweet anything that comes out of @JimNorton's mouth. This includes all his awesome characters!

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Should @JimNorton make GIFs?

[The Made Man @MadeMan_Music]

"Everyone sharts." - @JimNorton

#inspirational #quote #pizza #ColdBrewCrew #JimandSam @jimandsamshow @NortonQuotes

[Banana Peel @Cascara_de_Plat]

"I'm not an attorney! I'm a fucking high school dropout, dick joke comic!" @JimNorton @notsam @jimandsamshow @NortonQuotes #JimAndSam

[Banana Peel @Cascara_de_Plat]

@JimNorton: "The only thing in my refrigerator is rotten fruit"

@notsam: "Sounds like your bedroom"

@NortonQuotes @jimandsamshow #JimAndSam

[Banana Peel @Cascara_de_Plat]

@notsam: "@travistefft and I are on the same page today"

@JimNorton: "I wish it was the obituaries"

@NortonQuotes @jimandsamshow #JimAndSam

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I went to @Starbucks today and ordered a black coffee. They panicked and called the police .

[Edgar Mellencamp @EdgarMellencamp]

I PaHsated fRooM CheePs AcKouNt for APRELL FHALLS

[The Chip Chipperson Show @ChipChipperson]

Tssss wait WHAT? Tsss read it a cuople times you’ll get it

[Edgar Mellencamp @EdgarMellencamp]

hOppY CReEsMiSs

APRELLFHALLS

[The Chip Chipperson Show @ChipChipperson]

LoOk - I SEa WooLfVes

APRELL FHALLS

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Martin Shkreli has been sentenced to 7 years in prison. Sad, he seems like such a nice person.

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@JimNorton Glad to see you're talking to Opie again.

;)

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

An airline passenger cut such putrid farts that a fight broke out and the plane had to land. This man will go down as a greater legend in aviation than than Sully Sullenberger.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I'm tuckered out and may turn in a bit early this evening. Please RT.

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@JimNorton @jbrandstein

Can you retweet the quoted tweet to help raise money for mental health?

https://t.co/mz5ZRB6JAP

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Chippah Jones is going into the Baseball Hall of Fame

#FawkYah @ChipChipperson

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This guy is a @ChipChipperson fan obviously with this extremely witty yumor

https://t.co/SFoeqQ3Nk9

[The Chip Chipperson Show @ChipChipperson]

Tsss on the 6th day of CHIPMAS my true love gave to me -6 drippy cooters, 5 fuggin titties 4 thumbs up 3 devil horns 2 bags of turds and a PECKA in a pare tree

[The Chip Chipperson Show @ChipChipperson]

Tsss grate news! Looks like I’m gettin the new show after Mark Francessa got fired! Check me out on THEFAN

[The Chip Chipperson Show @ChipChipperson]

Tsss I’m not even fukkin TIRED