TheNorwegianBlue

🇳🇴 Norwegian by birth. Chelsea by choice. 💙
⚽ The analysis is balanced. The celebrations aren’t.
🤝 Rival fans welcome. Expect friendly fire.

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Listening to Arsenal fans explain what they deserved to win.

Bro, get a trophy cabinet, not a wishlist.

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@FabrizioRomano United’s rebuild is moving fast. They’ve already reached the “sack the manager” chapter🙃

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@FabrizioRomano @ellarguero Clearer chances, apparently. Barça still had the clearer result.😅

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@FabrizioRomano Fabrizio announcing Pochettino to United like he’s just negotiated the contract himself😮‍💨

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@FabrizioRomano @TheAthleticFC From “Poch at the wheel” to “here we go” in record time. United never miss a chance to make a familiar story feel new😬

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@FabrizioRomano Mourinho doesn’t just coach players — he makes them feel seen. No wonder Endrick wants to give everything for him.

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@FabrizioRomano That’s not a World XI, that’s a front four and a prayer.

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@FabrizioRomano A centre-back joining a list with Mbappé, Haaland, Bellingham and Yamal tells you just how special Cubarsí is.

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@FabrizioRomano From European nights to the bottom of the Premier League. Football moves fast😮‍💨

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@FabrizioRomano “Quite clear: we have to win games.” Michael Carrick has just changed football forever.

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@noralily778 Cookie

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@newdominatedera @DenisRichards4 @FabrizioRomano Three pointing fingers and still not one coherent point 😂

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@DenisRichards4 @newdominatedera @FabrizioRomano “Didn’t interest me,” he says, after writing a whole post about it. You’re not fooling anyone 😂

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@FabrizioRomano City really let Delap go just for him to haunt them. Football writes its own jokes.👀

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@DenisRichards4 @newdominatedera @FabrizioRomano You kept a closer eye on my likes than the point I was making. The two brain cells allegation is holding up 🤫

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@FabrizioRomano Arsenal needing a 72nd-minute Ødegaard goal to beat Hull City… but they’re still telling us they’d walk the league.

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@FabrizioRomano Okafor stole the show. Spurs got Leeds’d.

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@DenisRichards4 @newdominatedera @FabrizioRomano “Two brain cells and somehow neither spotted the point 😭”

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@FabrizioRomano “The team comes first,” says Mourinho, making sure the entire press conference is about Vinícius. 👀

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@GoldbergCFC Caicedo could start 37 league games and Chelsea Twitter would make a compilation of the one he missed. 😭