Nose Beers

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When I've been ripping nosebeers all night n my girlfriend wants to have sex

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How girls respond when you tell them its $100 a bag

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Sometimes I find myself getting annoyed when a guy uses a stall to stand and piss when urinals are open. Then I think, what if the poor guy is just taking a key bump? You never know what someone is going through.

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Someone said this is Cardi A+ 💀

[WE ALL WE GOT, WE ALL WE NEED!! @MehraniJoon]

Cersie be like "I saw what happened in the north today. Good people on both sides. So sad" #GameOfThones

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Jon: "How about, 'My Queen'?"

Dany:

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Sometimes you have to hit "no receipt" at the ATM cause you don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Me: "Hey, can I have a Coke?"
Waitress: "Is Pepsi okay?"
Me: "Is fucking Monopoly money okay?"

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I'm pretty sure this is how it went down

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Photo of United Airlines asking volunteers to deplane

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Dustin Johnson's Pro Tracer

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As a little girl, I thought I would grow up to be Belle. Turns out I'm this lady

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Some friendships last forever ❤

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Mike Pence breaking up gay marriage of refugee and US Citizen.
(1980, Colorized)

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When I'm at a party and hear loud sniffing noises coming from the bathroom

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You may think I'm exaggerating, but it's Trudeau. I will steal yo girl.

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Bitch look like germs from mucinex commercials