Emily the Strange 🌻

"She's sweet, but kind of weird" - Everyone who's ever met me (she/her)

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Why are we called “switches” and not “toptional”?

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Rehab has a LOT more twilight marathons than I anticipated.

#healing #teamcharlie

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

In the waiting room at therapy and wondering if it’s obvious why I’m here.

Tell me we all do this.

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

I submit to you, to pretty best friends 🖤🖤

(Okay, sisters… but it COUNTS)

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

I’m definitely more of a “crying, screaming, throwing up” girlie than a “live, love, laugh” girlie

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

A friendly reminder that Paul Reubens will never notice if you publicly mourn him, but your friends who are survivors of sexual assault will.

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Cried for a solid 20 minutes last Friday because I woman I thought was absolutely stunning called me beautiful.

Women lifting other women up will save us all. 🖤

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

I’ve found a taste for blood in biting my own tongue

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Me at the hair salon: okay have you seen the 1998 classic, #PracticalMagic?

Stylist: say no more.

Channeling my inner #GillianOwens

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Wait is everyone else constantly seeing ads for therapy or…

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

PSA: only buy the #ninjacreami if you want to eat shredded plastic. The SECOND defective machine I’ve received.

This is DANGEROUS

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Get you the kind of sister who responds “wait do you have a latex allergy?” When asked if she can recommend an outfit for you

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Just when you think your favorite podcast can’t get better, they add @KatieGoldin 😭

[Secretly Incredibly Fascinating @SIFpod]

NEW EPISODE! 🎉 @AlexSchmidty and @KatieGoldin take a look at why paperclips are secretly incredibly fascinating 📎 -- in their first-ever SIF on @MaxFunHQ! 🙌🥳

LISTEN: https://t.co/bFi7xrAL6C

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Happy birthday to the best sister in the world.

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

New therapy session just dropped, this week’s highlight: Learn to love yourself enough to become the adult you needed as a child.

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

“Coffee isn’t a meal”

[Adobe @Adobe]

What’s one piece of advice your mentor has given you?

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

@Scentbird

Trying twitter since you stopped answering my emails or Facebook DMs…

Ever plan on sending my October order?

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

@benandjerrys “Proud to B” a honey-flavored @bcorpuscan inspired flavor. The packaging could educate the public on the environmental importance of bees!

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Today I, a 31 year old woman, accepted an award celebrating 35 years of business, on behalf of Two Dudes Painting Company.

After realizing I was, in fact, the Dude in question, the mayor complimented my hand-made skirt 😭

My life is surreal in the BEST way 🧡

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Spent the last two days hosting a pet clinic, assisting in turning our office into a temporary polling place, voted, and participated and an amazing conversation among @BCorporation leaders in #Lancaster

My battery is low, but my heart is full 🖤

[Emily the Strange 🌻 @NosferatuGood4u]

Thankful for the amazing people in my life, and almost equally thankful for the people ✨not✨ in my life 🖤