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Just survive

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Safaricom plans to introduce Sh800 monthly internet with speeds from 10 Mbps.

They are also testing a pay-as-you-go Wi-Fi service called Wi-Fi Bamba where users can connect and pay without a fixed monthly plan

[Johnson @TDi_Skoda]

My boy lifted ( on garage lift) Audi A5 without putting it into service mode. When the car was finally down, I guess the ride height sensors gave wrong signal and infilated themselves hard! It blew both rear bags! 😬

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

You are right.

When Ebola hears the opinion of a Kenyan government leader, it will retreat to the hills screaming for its life.

But when the opinion comes from another Kenyan citizen, it will come rushing and cheering, hugging them with its full glycoprotein vigor.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Over $1 trillion wiped out from the US stock market in the first two hours of trading today.

[OrderOf @NosmoTepler]

Low-quality achievements.

[Franc | Day 1/180 @Franc1pct]

I am Francis, from Kenyan and I am no longer a porn addict, masturbation addict or hook up addict. I walked away from that life. You can as well.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Biggest problem with alleged Nairobi elite is lack of ambition and vision malnourishment.

If such a senior officer has such a grotesque looking house, do you expect him to value green areas during planning

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Kuna many success stories in the hood. Especially after they have a baby most turn their lives around. Like those tugirls who used to call themselves mbogi ya choche. Ata entertainment industry ukiangalia vizuri they all say I grew up in matopeni etc. Don't give in to doomerism.

[Tonton @DiKachii]

I have seen in the finance industry first hand, multi-million dollar subsidiaries wiped out because they asked us to build AI models that will replace analysts....we built it, they fired all analysts and now the product doesn't work or scale...then the business had to shut down.

[Soft Spoken🔻 @softspoken04]

I thought rapists deserve nothing less than death punishment, but seeing the quotes of women not wanting to even block them gives me chills in my spine!!

[Big Boris @BigBoris_2]

This guy undid a hundred years of feminist propaganda with a single post.

[Babanla @biolakazeem]

For kicking out 2 overrated, overpromoted, overpaid Academy graduates who thought they were doing the club a favour, it is impossible for me to harshly criticise Ruben. United needed to kick out Rashford particularly and Ruben did it quickly. He has my best wishes.

[sid @immasiddx]

During your life, you will meet a lot of people like Raj.

It is important that you ignore them.

[Kolisa Yola Sinyanya (PhD) 🌍📚🇿🇦 @Kolie_Yola]

The concept of having a race you hate raise your kids is so interesting.

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

The government has revealed plans to use cash from the 1.5 per cent Affordable Housing Levy as collateral for a Sh100 billion loan in a process known as securitisation, signalling that the controversial deduction could become a near-permanent feature on workers’ payslips.

Read more: https://t.co/4dGWYd0iGM

[▪️MJ🥰▪️ @RealMJke]

Says ng'ombe ilipea watoto school bag kama ameeka jina yake
Shame on you!

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Where is the Xenophobic South Africans with Leopard skin when you need them?

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Overheard some youngins discussing the Utumishi fire today and they said 16 casualties is "Al Shabab numbers" and that really put it into perspective fr.

[OrderOf @NosmoTepler]

😅😅

[26 @nott3v]

Your brain is not a protected area madam activist. Use it exhaustively.

[OrderOf @NosmoTepler]

@aizosamaki How it's even worse...they even actively withdraw money from Banks ndio waweke kwa bags. Wakitumiwa 400m wanatoa wanabakisha 15k ya kumaintain account. Useless fellas.

[OrderOf @NosmoTepler]

@gem_lands Greed in its purest form. Grab and store in gunias like cereals.