Thomas Lambert

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[Thomas Lambert @NostraThom]

Don't trust anyone in the age range who could potentially be the Zodiac Killer. You just can't be too careful.

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Ah, raisins: nature's fruit

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"I haven't even launched my podcast yet but I do have a Patreon set up so please consider making a monthly-"

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Alas, poor Corvo! I knew him, Emily. #Dishonored2

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There's nothing quite as humbling as getting a buncha rocks thrown at ya

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Well, if I don't defend anime then who will?

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The Guild of Calamitous Intent suffered a real loss today #RIPDavidBowie

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"So what's your podcast about?"
"Oh it's about us being the only podcast that isn't sponsored by Squarespace."

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I buy my kid Mega Bloks because they love Legos and I hate my kid

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Gotta stop referring to my kid as "poopy" in front of other people

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Why does every satanist dress like they just stumbled out of a Hot Topic?

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*frantically types into YouTube search*:
Drake vs Meek beef explained

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*At a dinner party with a known cannibal*
*slides dinner plate away from myself*
Um, no thank you.

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*me at a wine-tasting event*
*takes sip of wine*
Me: Yes, this one is also wine. They've all been wine so far.

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@NostraThom false alarm

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I may swear later tonight

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These Druids won't return my calls...

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None of my co-workers are wearing green today. I have contacted the proper authorities. #GoDirectlyToJail #SaintPatricksDay

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I am the best bragger.

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Just checking my online forums for tips on handling my internet addiction