Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹

not too particular, not too precise

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

In buffalo country!! #sharetheroad

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

Cutting down on social media and deleting this app for awhile ✌🏼#godspeed

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

My second act as president will be to mandate music in all public restrooms

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

My first act as president will be to cancel day light savings time

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

“What you listening to”
me:

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

My fantasy team is killllling me

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

@iEvanBigShug On cup #2😩

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

Does freezing to death at work count as unsafe working conditions???

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

Idk how long I’ve been gone but it feels like years already #takemehome

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

@paigefoster12 does not know how to end a phone call instead she just says something along the lines of “hold on somebody’s calling me, Let me call you back” and never does.

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

If I don’t have a Harry Potter marathon soon I’m gonna go mad

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

All my furniture matched my old house help

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

I wish the Holy Spirit had a shock collar on me

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

@iEvanBigShug Sorry forgot my manners!!! Please 😇

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

Somebody venmo me $1000

[Jimmy Buffett @jimmybuffett]

Heard I was in town

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

Nick Miller’s mixtape Spotify playlist🙌🏽

[Abby Brown Mardis🦜🍹 @Not2shABBY11]

1, 5, C

[Matt Leinart @MattLeinartQB]

3.5, 3, D. Which are you?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I love stomping and hollering