Ashley Ann

...cuz I really need to stop yelling at complete strangers 🖕🏻

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

We grew up as rule benders and misfits. What made you think we would straighten out as adults? 😏

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

This is your exclusive invite to join the Vans Family loyalty program from Vans. https://t.co/zP8DKr7lxo

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

What you want is irrelevant to what your actions are.

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

Seems like the kind of thing you get called to testify.

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

The grandparents from Willy Wonka are my spirit animal....the ones that stayed in bed 🛏

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

My boyfriend has batman pjs. My 32-year old boyfriend has batman pjs.

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

John Lennon foresaw Instagram?! 🤔

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

I wanna be “I own a pet ocelot” rich 🐆

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

How has there been 18 school violence incidents in 2018 and we are just 6 weeks into the year?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

Pet peeve - when I'm going to the store and someone asked me to get them something. Bitch do I work for you?

[D ʚϊɞ Rivera @wnd3rlst]

Our great nation is divided in almost every important subject, from health reform to immigration law. But there’s something we can all agree on Snapchat’s new update is crap. 👎🏽👻 #FixSnapchat

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

Pet peeve - when Im working out and someone says "you can do it". Bitch I know I can! Do I look like someone that would waste their own time?

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

If I ask you what sports you played in high school your answer better not be cheerleading. It's not a sport, you had a hobby.

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

Savage!! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/XIKP5fq9dF

[Edwin @EdwinBound]

Saw my ex working at McDonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like I'd be disgusted LMAOOO bitch I ate your ass this aint nothing bon appetite

[Vasu Kulkarni @Vasu]

Yoooo. Is that Kevin Hart trying to get past security and being denied?!? 😭😭😭😭 #superbowl

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

that’s fine eagles give it away

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

We all understand this father’s action. Nassar’s punishment will go far beyond sentencing. Behind bars, he’ll soon know what hell means. He’ll be well taken care of. https://t.co/6Fo47mppFo

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

my friend is one more baby picture away from getting blocked. your kid ain’t that cute, ma’am.

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

yuuuppp 🍩

[Ashley Ann @Not3ToS3lf]

Tide pods?! Children, seriously?