Not A Baylor Cop

All cotent is purely satricle

[Not A Baylor Cop @NotABaylorCop]

You drink... You drive... You Lose!

[Not A Baylor Cop @NotABaylorCop]

Hey any baylor freshman want to try beer?

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Hey you guys know that 20mph zone by Collins? Lets all just say F**K THAT today! Let's see how fast we can go. F THE POLICEMEN THERE! #party

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Do you smell that? It's that smelly smell. That smelly smell that smells... smelly. Who wants to buy me drugs?

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This week, YOLO to the max!!!! So, who has drugs?

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Ugh, I H8 Mondays! Let's make some brownies, maybe add some reefer! Who's your dealer? Meet me in the bottom floor of Moody with a name.

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Who has a fake? #NeedThatShiz Text me at (254).710.2222

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Guys.. Just had the greatest idea! On DIA, lets all day drink! LOL they'll never see it coming! #Frat

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Cant sleep.. too high, but could be higher.. who is up to get higher? RT if you are in Martin dorm only!! #RmNumbr?

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“@ScruffyMurphys1: You know what's better than partying on Friday? Partying on Friday AND Saturday #science #weekend #COLLEGE” all week*

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Why is everyone in camo? Is there a party going on? What's the address? #partyallday #FRAT!

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Making a run to Eskimo Hut for some drankz. Anyone in Penland want something?

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RT if you are about to drink pot and smoke marijuanas. Lets get weird tonight, and tweet our addresses.

[Scruffy Murphy's @ScruffyMurphys1]

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#partying #fun

[Not A Baylor Cop @NotABaylorCop]

I'm thinking about going to Scruffy Murphy's tonight for karaoke, but I dont have a fake.. anyone know a guy? I just need a name.

[Not A Baylor Cop @NotABaylorCop]

Had so much fun tonight! LOL. Who's driving to Taco Bell? Retweet with details/route. I might need a ride.

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Beer pong tourney at bottom floor of B-School parking garage! #BYOB