Robert Morris

Conservative with Libertarian bent. Texas Longhorns and Houston Astros. Absolutely no DMs.

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

This is:

The United States Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor, Stephen Miller:

“The reason why those Americans in North Carolina, those mothers, those fathers, those precious little children, were left to die begging their government for help that never came is because the Democrats turned FEMA into an illegal alien resettlement agency.”

Meaning:

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money and left fathers to die in Maui.

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money and left mothers to die in East Palestine, Ohio.

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money and left children to die in North Carolina.

BUT FEMA had an extra $1 BILLION to spend on illegals, including Social Security, Medicaid, SNAP, and voter registration.

And, as a bonus, they complain that Elon Musk is now a trillionaire.

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

Easy. Somalis will vote Democrat as long as they are sure Democrats will provide cover for their theft. Elon is too rich to be bought

[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

Can someone please explain it to me like I'm five, why members of Congress are more upset that Elon became a trillionaire than they are that Somalis have defrauded our government out of hundreds of billions of dollars?

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@RepJeffries Know how to tell when @RepJeffries is lying? Anytime he is under oath and the evidence is overwhelming, he's likely telling the truth. Otherwise he's lying.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher’s guest claims “we learned” Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, and the conspiracy theorists have “moved on.”

Maher pushed back and predicted the audience would be split “50/50” on it.

Then he actually polled them and was left completely stunned.

IAN BREMMER: “He did actually kill himself. We learned that, right?”

MAHER: “We don’t know that.”

BREMMER: “Well, I mean, they’re not talking about it. The conspiracists have moved on. We got a letter.”

MAHER: “Well, I bet you if I polled the audience… it’d be about 50/50.”

[Maher polls the audience]

MAHER: “How many people think it was a suicide? That he killed himself in prison?”

[Room goes quiet]

MAHER: “Nobody. Nobody!!”

BREMMER: “There was one person right there.”

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@bernsteind @tricrobotics What non-corporate farmer can afford these robotic tractors for a treatment that may or may not work?

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Exactly!

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

[John Johnston III @JohnTheKnife]

@pigskinpetey

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@WallStreetMav Funny, but Elon wouldn't buy something that was fully developed like Amazon. He would buy a competitor and make it better than Amazon due to technical superiority.

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@katsuxbt Chuck is right about this.

But he is still an idiot.

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@KamVTV @ScottPresler I may have to move to South Dakota if @scottpresler primaries Thune there.

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@RedWavePress He's the only leftist that is funny.

He's funny because he's not a shill.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

You can't make this up.

The hypocrisy.

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@JasonKander Elon has given more to the needy than you and your closest 150 ancestors have made in a lifetime.

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

Repeal the 17th Amendment!

And while you are at it, repeal the 19th!

Just kidding ladies, maybe.

[@amuse @amuse]

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[@amuse @amuse]

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[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@Jacobtheclipper The NBA would run out of yellow cards by the end of the first half.

I guess that might open up a sponsorship from Office Max who would deliver more yellow cards at halftime.

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@ThatLibertyGal @Burrows4TX @brianeharrison Booing is the only thing @Burrows4TX deserves from Republicans. He would likely get a standing O from Democrats though.

[Common Sense Bob™️ ☕️ @BobChoate54]

Ann Johnson wants to talk about "crooked?" Let's talk about crooked.

How does a Violent Crime Bond Bill that PASSES the State Senate 29-2 end up tanking in the House?

HINT: when several Democrat reps FOLLOW ORDERS for fear of being primaried or "Thierried." ...

[Robert Morris @NotABiologist22]

@chrisgb002000 @david_ash14 @TexasFootball If @david_ash had a good offensive line, he would have been a legend.

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

That is exactly why we need term limits.