Garcia Lattergas

Mayor Evermore's assistant and Professional Lawyer, call me if you're in a legal "pickle" HA! || Parody Rp Acc ||

[Garcia Lattergas @NotAClownLawyer]

// i forgot people like. Usually say their age and boundaries for these

Admin is an adult.
I dont care much to list dni/boundaries, but I'd prefer nothing super sexual + no nsfw. Thats like all
Idc go crazy.

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// randomly remembered that a few people used to ship garcia with captain . I still have no idea how that ship came to be

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@bleedinglaces @NarciG_Evermore .....

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There's not enough hot old people in this town. I'm going to have to start dressing up as a woman just to get the numbers up.

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@QuickSave345 Ive never been shot by mr jack

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Professional advice from a lawyer: you're not supposed to kill guilty people either.
J A C K.

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@_WitchKisser Yes.

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@_WitchKisser She's too young spirited.

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@Streber_Hoffman What?

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@No1Captaiin Have you tried replying to things with a thumbs down emoticon.

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@donutcop67 Counter point: I will get you arrested.

[˚.⋆꒰১ Susie ໒꒱⋆.˚ @Suciefer_arts]

🌸DEAR GOD IT’S ALL RADFORD

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@suciefer_arts_ Whos they....

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@fathergregorrag Youre too big to be "in" a mushroom anyway.

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@suciefer_arts_ IM NOT TRANS

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@R3D4C73Dxuf Hes bald

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@NarciG_Evermore Please don't fire me. Im a different man nowadays

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@NarciG_Evermore I used to steal my moms clothes.. unfortunately didnt awaken anything in me... just got me bullied at school..

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@fathergregorrag Me and the mayor are trying our BEST OKAY?

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Dear god it's cold today.