NotAFanOfWhen

Lying. Stupidity. Lack of Common Sense. There are some things in life, I'm just not a fan of, that simple.

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#MyExShouldPayMyBillsCuz...what if u don't have an ex?

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#NotAFanOfWhen the bran-to-raisin ratio is 1,000,000 to zero. Like, how'd the "Rasin Thief" even get in my house? #FridayFeeling #confused

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#NotAFanOfWhen I lose the shower temperature sweet spot. Now, the water coming out is either "Rivers of Antarctica" cold or "Hades" hot.

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#IWokeUpAndDecided...not today.

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#IWokeUpAndDecided today is the day for whatever I want it to be.

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#NotAFanOfWhen I forgot I drank the last of the juice in the fridge and put the container back empty. #brainfart #idkwhy #HelpMeRemember

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#NotAFanOfWhen out of the blue I hear loud noises similar to a sucking-vortex and look out the window to see buckets of #rain. #downpour

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#NotAFanOfWhen I open a bag of #chips and it's full of air and remnence of what once was a potato. #nosnack #hungry #snack

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#ImAtThatAge when people ask "How old you" are and you have to actually remember.

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#ImAtThatAge where I prefer to go to bed early simply because I can.

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Thank you Chance the Rapper for your donation to #Chicago schools. That's good #news to hear. #MusicMonday

[NotAFanOfWhen @NotAFanOfWhen]

No matter what's going on, if I hear upbeat music and the intro, "Ya'll ready for this?", I immediately think of #BringItOn. #MusicMonday

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#NoOneHasToTellMe it sucks when you're in the "Friend Zone". #FriendZone

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#NoOneHasToTellMe why Waldo wears stripes, I already know it's because he doesn't want to be spotted

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#NoOneHasToTellMe not to chase after #ghosts and end up a missing person. Why do peoole still do it anyways? #spooky #eerie #haunted

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#NoOneHasToTellMe anything. I cool with peace and quiet.

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#NoOneHasToTellMe
To use sarcasm. That's happens automatically.

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#NotAFanOfWhen people are motivated to help you, but not themselves. What kinda sense does that make? #lookinthemirror #mondaymotivation

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I am motivated to dunk Oreos in some ice cold milk. Speaking of milk, whatever happened to these?
#mondaymotivation #NationalOreoCookieDay