papíto

will bake for crack. $notafuckinbaker

[papíto @NotAFuckinBaker]

I got high and watched Matilda and now I’m here.....

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Twitter makes so much more sense when you realize that half the MAGA accounts are just run by Eastern European troll farms that are trying to ragebait liberals while barely understanding anything about American politics or culture in the first place.

[papíto @NotAFuckinBaker]

ugh. i want

[John Sirlin @SirlinJohn]

Seeing the aurora in the desert will never stop being a top tier experience.

[THE WOKER @bIkwmnlvr]

We have all died and currently are in hell.

[papíto @NotAFuckinBaker]

can't wait to see walgreens go bankrupt and out of business in 2026🙂‍↔️

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Hourly Walgreens employees will reportedly no longer receive paid time off for six major holidays, including Thanksgiving and Christmas, after the pharmacy giant was acquired by private equity firm Sycamore Partners https://t.co/sSvfMaAIiO

[papíto @NotAFuckinBaker]

sue her ass for vandalism

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Why is the son of John Lennon and Yoko Ono doing this meme

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

DL niggas always post they bitch after the gay allegations come out

[uncle baby billy @UntoldbyTerry]

THE VOICE stays in the family!

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

This country is spiraling out of control

[FreeGameDolly☕️ @dirathedoll]

I want to be released from this madness man.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

“Does not allow AI-generated content” will be the rule that lets new social media apps beat the ones we rely on today

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

What do you think the entire Navy is off the coast of Venezuela for?

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

what else would y’all have expected a thieving felon creep criminal weirdo bitch to do?

[papíto @NotAFuckinBaker]

i hate uber eats to know end, especially the grocery section. but i still do it anyways and get mad.

[Eric Bourdages @EZE3D]

We used to call things like this Scams.

[Joan of Bark 🏳️‍⚧️ @QueenOfGayChaos]

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

[Brown women enjoyer 2 electric boogaloo @LeroyGenki29274]

This man has an incredible talent to look like a raging homosexual while doing anything

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

He’s alone and it’s his fault. He had a family and a wife who I’m sure cared about ALL his bad days. He kept cheating on her with women who prolly wouldn’t have cared if he dropped dead and now she’s happily married. Tuff

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

I feel like we are all living in a giant mental hospital with him.