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James Manganiello

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Tour de France but one random Non athlete guy gets chosen to compete on an electric citibike

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Bring a pair of slides to the office. Call em Office slides. Could be the move

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Where’s the Ladyboy filter on hinge?

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Complimented this guy on the flowers he picked out for the lobby of this building. He said they were fake.

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Another winter completed without purchasing a nice winter jacket or parka. This is out of spite for the cold but mostly out of spite for myself

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You should only be able to fly if you can deplane in under 4 seconds. Let’s keep the economy MOVING

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@Yarn_4_all Pain

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Wake me up when it’s socially acceptable to boo people’s engagement posts

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Overwatch is the best game ever made and it’s maintained by out of touch morons.

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Coworker leans in for a kiss: ���I want to make a mistake”

Me: “you sound like my parents before they conceived me”

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The first game of the jets season isn’t even over yet and my roommate is already on suicide watch.

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Don’t cover yourself in icy hot no matter how tempting it may seem #stayvigiliant

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Using the black skin tone emojis on slack to let all your coworkers know you’re about that life 🤝🏿

Idk could be the move

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The Q has been really acting up lately and needs a stern talking to

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The bear season 2 is a masterpiece.

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Finishing early is a probably one of the most flattering and complimentary things you can do.

And I’m mf gentleman

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Ego lifting on the hip thrust machine, idk. Could be the move. #cbtm

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Can you end a call with “Enjoy Juneteenth!” ?? Asking for a white guy that’s definitely not me

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“Let’s follow up offline” = we can say that we made an action item but neither of us care enough to do anything 🤝

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What % of Americas GDP is propped up by adderal? 👀🤔