Machine Gun Kelly Ripa

pRiVaTeLy PoLiTiCaL | An Actual Real Lawyer | Fat Cat Aficionado | she/her

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@DoorDash customer service is actually the worst most incompetent team I’ve ever dealt with in my life

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@Orioles Literally any other beer

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@jamdraper My dude, you aren’t the one who would’ve had to deal with Mike once he came to his senses

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Good morning!

Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

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Cannot describe how badly everyone at this game wants McCann and Adames to just beat the shit out of each other

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Happy international women’s day if you are a man you owe me $5

[Wispy: Clean Queen era @haswisppooped]

Disabled animals exist and their lives are just as meaningful as disabled people's lives AND able-bodied animals' and peoples' lives (I know I'm going to have to spell the entire thing out here, so doing it now to cover my bases).

[Angela @angelamaay]

get you a man like kyle juszczyk bc he is making sure everyone KNOWS his wife made that jacket for taylor swift

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@LeighGoodmark Not a judge, but absent really rare situations where I’ve needed to go out of my way to accommodate unusual circumstances, I cannot stand when counsel does this during Intial Appearances. I’m not doing you a favor, I’m doing my job.

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

cousins

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@pastavannet Omg congrats!!!!

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

little guy but a big stepper

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

baby capybara uber ride

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@BarExamTutor Awful issues with the WiFi in Maryland because of disorganized submission, but Exam4 held up overall

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The patron saint of sick days and waiting rooms

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Jerry Springer, the longtime talk show host, has died at age 79, according to AP. https://t.co/XTEN5JVGlD

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@WimminsRea I got a brand new CRV Hybrid for about $32k out the door in Maryland!!

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Me every time I volunteer to stay the last half hour of night shift