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programmer at heart with over 3,700 years of experience〔´∇｀〕• {parody account}

[サイ @NotANanami]

@CHUUYAGUMM Barf! Unspoken my ass!

[サイ @NotANanami]

@CHUUYAGUMM It's generic and predictable. Maybe you should make a story with a plot that actually deviates from the norm.

[サイ @NotANanami]

@CHUUYAGUMM Well, it's too bad the ending sucked.

[サイ @NotANanami]

(⁠; ´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) Sometimes you get a crush on the wrong person...

[サイ @NotANanami]

@captain_nanami you started it! (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈╬
/my/ intention was me trying to do something nice for you!
but obviously you'd rather eat francois's cooking!

[サイ @NotANanami]

@captain_nanami then why even say "i doubt you can top their cooking" anyway?
ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ like i don't know!

[サイ @NotANanami]

@captain_nanami ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ) i /was!/
and then you brought francois's cooking into it when i was talking about /my/ cooking
like i might as well not bother to do something nice for you!
like no /shit/ i can't beat their technique!

[サイ @NotANanami]

(⁠╬⁠⁽ ⁰⁠ ⁾⁠ ⁠Д⁠ ⁠⁽ ⁠⁰⁠ ⁾⁠) ryusui is such a moron!!!
i try to be nice to him
and he just--
WHY DID I EVEN BOTHER

[サイ @NotANanami]

@captain_nanami i was offering to cook for you!
but i guess you can't stomach some loser programmer's crappy cooking when you've got five star /cuisine/ at your disposal!
screw this! (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)
leave me alone!

[サイ @NotANanami]

@TheGenAsagiri (⁠ ・⁠∀⁠・⁠) it's ok
i'm feeling better anyway

[サイ @NotANanami]

@captain_nanami ╬ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ) .....
that's not the point i'm trying to make
i think that's enough questions.

{ryusui you dumb bitch}

[サイ @NotANanami]

@TheGenAsagiri (⁠>⁠0⁠<⁠；⁠) no: i'm turning red because i'm mad!

[サイ @NotANanami]

@TheGenAsagiri all of it!!! (⁠〃ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ)

[サイ @NotANanami]

@TheGenAsagiri my pleasure! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠���⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[サイ @NotANanami]

@TheGenAsagiri ◍ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ) you're wrong!
don't say things like that!

[サイ @NotANanami]

@TheGenAsagiri you're right (⁠*⁠´‿｀⁠*⁠)

[サイ @NotANanami]

@TheGenAsagiri (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡
looks like i'm returning the favor

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Your 3rd @ has to get this 🥺

[サイ @NotANanami]

@captain_nanami (⁠; >0⁠<) do you not want me to cook for you or something?

[サイ @NotANanami]

@captain_nanami but: they're good questions!
(; ◉`⌓⁠◉) that i want answers to!
isn't that the point of this?