AdaM 🦦

I wanna go home

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

Sorry I’m such a silly hoe

(I’m not sorry)

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

@signorepapa me to so so much

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

who is cobb and why does their salad have an egg in it

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

why do they even bother putting the little bite muffins in separate packaging

put them all in one so i don’t feel like a lardass

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

@onmystringbean i like to own one vicariously

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

on my balcony watching a man play with his cat through his window

that is what life is abt

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

@PercThaGoat me

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

why am i such an idiot (my zipper was unzipped)

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

@jasonfesta gm

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

just watched a ball melt through 110 plastic cups at 8:30 in the morning

what is wrong with me

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

inna rental pretending it’s my new car

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

[insert butthole joke here]

[max @drugsdoer]

boutta pull up to the club on my bike hol up

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

my apartment doesn’t feel real this is an airbnb

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

@zoembush :p

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

this is how it feels applying for jobs

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

how it feels walking into a place to ask if they’re hiring

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

i have a degree wdym ur moving forward with the interviewing process with other applicants ????

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

everything is 15-20 mins away EVERYTHING

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

two double cheese burger w/ large fry feeling even shittier #idoittomyself

[AdaM 🦦 @NotAdamV]

caffiene touches my lips and it flows thru me like the san marcos river #yeaipoopoften