ShannonAkaMonty

Tweeter formerly known as akaMonty, now disgraced & suspended. Still prettier than a sackful of squashed asses, though.

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

I tried a spritz of @GwynethPaltrow perfume and now I smell like pretentious #Goop and steamed vagina.

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@levarburton @MarkHamill ❣️

[invalid @TulsaTeresa]

Well, those activities define the @GOP @HouseGOP @SenateGOP family values these days. @GOPChairwoman and @SpeakerMcCarthy enable and tolerate this disgusting behavior. These ARE the #RepublicanFamilyValues these days. Full #MAGACult

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@JoshMalina @BradleyWhitford The first thing I thought upon seeing this video was, could she BE any more insincere and unbelievable?

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

Oh look, @laurenboebert released a sex tape.

[𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @NashIsHere4It]

“I don’t always rub my man’s d*ck while he’s groping my tit in public, but when I do, I make sure it’s caught on CCTV”

~LB

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@lanechanged That is why I watched three episodes of some show in Spanish with Spanish subtitles and I do not speak spanish. The remote control was nowhere in grabbing distance

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@CocoDaBear Yes! And I'm diabetic so I eat like a box of sugar free Popsicles every week. And a can of hunter's mix nuts. Every time I'm in a "low" period

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

Haaa

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Elon got Community Noted

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@StephenKing Exactly. They don't grow pickled. Also, where do you stand on the whole woodchucks chucking wood issue?

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

Another reason why @chefjoseandres is my favorite

[Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance]

How does Jose Andres not have the Nobel Prize yet?!

[Agolf Twitler Slayer @slayer_agolf]

The Conservative Federalist Society published a paper declaring that Trump can not run for president “under Section 3 of the 14th Amendment.”

Insurrectionists CAN NOT RUN!

#TrumpIndictment

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

How many evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and demand you accept that the light is still on.

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@CocoDaBear And I also miss meximelts

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@CALCocoReads Same. She has zero self awareness

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@CALCocoReads I'm not a violent person but I would love to punch Laura right in her fucking face

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@CALCocoReads It's as bad as that one girl who had sex with drunk Gary on sailing yacht, I don't remember her name

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@RyanWaltersSupt The fuck is wrong with you, dude? You're too ridiculous to even take seriously.

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

I guess I'd be sure not to ever take Ambien so there could be no chance of sleep cooking

[Yesika Salgado 🍉✨ @YesikaStarr]

ok so hear me me out

you meet the love of your life. they’re everything you’ve ever dreamt of. fine as hell. smart. charming. everything you could want. BUT everyday at midnight they turn into a potato for an hour, no matter where they are or who they’re with.

deal breaker?

[ShannonAkaMonty @NotAkaMonty]

@SenMullin Omg could you possibly be a bigger twat and embarrassment to the state?