Alex Mitchell 🤠

SSC Class of ‘21 (Huge Flex) Manufacturing Engineer (Thx 8th Grade Aptitude Test)

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"I'm pleading the Fifth 😂😂

You've gotta be kidding me" ~ @AaronRodgers12

#PMSLive

[Frank Pinto @franklpinto]

@bennyjohnson

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

The Discombobulator

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

THROW UP THE SET

[Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom]

.@khamenei_ir why are you not tweeting? 🤨

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Boomers are pulling a "I know what I got and I ain't budgin" on houses now.

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

“Let’s have a nice relaxing Sunday morning”

Me in the living room at 6 AM getting ready for USA-Canada

[Magills @magills_]

🔴: Not 2026 Hockey Gold Medal Winner
🔵: 2026 Hockey Gold Medal Winners

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

TEAM USA!!!!!

One of the few things in this world they havent ruined... NFL take notes...

#Olympics2026

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

The Canadian euthanasia website has crashed.

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

America wants to win because we think it’s funny. Canada needs to win because hockey is all they have

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hockey is America’s 4th most popular sport. It is Canadas only sport. And we swept the gold medals from them. Just pure domination. But hey at least Canada has a tainted curling gold. 😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Whoops……

[Bold @boldleonidas]

So Logan Paul’s Liquid Marketplace allowed him to sell you % ownership of his assets.

If the asset increases in value, he can just buy them back at the original price without your consent as per the terms and conditions.

If the asset decreases in value, he won’t buy back the shares at all.

So investors had a 0% chance of upside as if there was any profit he’s allowed to just capture it all.

Essentially he set up a company to just borrow against his assets at 0% interest with buyers acting as the bank.

[White Guy @noreplcement4yt]

Cop: “Sir, have you been drinking?”

Me: “Ocifer, the Dow is over 50,000”

Cop: “Have a nice day sir”