Ali

A hord ye.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Here's Ronald Koeman being haunted by his future self.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

That PSG keeper didn’t get anywhere near any of those penalties and they still won.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer cunt

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Arsenal winning with 1 shot on target in 120 minutes would be a fitting end to the worst season of all time.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

PSG winning this final would be the football equivalent of that Bulgarian boob lass saving Eurovision from Israel.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

This Arsenal team is going down as the worst team to ever win the Premier League. Absolutely hideous football, that they’ve spread to the entire fucking league this season.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

In fairness to West Ham, losing at half time to Newcastle is usually a good thing this season.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Fucking love Osula. Absolute nutjob we’ve been missing for a long while.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Henry and Bergkamp up top and it’s taken Eddie til the 37th game to realise.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Not sure there’s been a more universal will for a team to lose than with Celtic. So of course they do. What a shit season of football.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Dropped for Dan Burn then shifted to right back.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Yes, Lewis 💪

Lewis Hall has been nominated for the @premierleague's Young Player of the Season award.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Not sure there’s ever been a more unanimous hatred of a title win than with this Arsenal team.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Although I’d also fully support if he spent the entire budget bringing Anderson back

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

If Eddie is staying next season the transfers need taken out of his hands altogether. Permanent tunnel vision with him, only wanted to sign Guehi and explored no alternatives, same with Trafford, same with Wissa. Could’ve been a different season even just with a good keeper alone

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Look at the diversity. So unfair Reform having the stereotype of being full of hateful old gammons. They have the odd hateful young gammon as well.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Either Nick Woltemade is shagging Eddie’s wife or he’s in the Epstein files. That’s the only two explanations I can thing of for him being behind Yoane fucking Wissa in the pecking order.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Christ alive, Newcastle

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

For the love of god Newcastle, please play well in the second half. Just this once. Don’t just defend.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

“Disappointing result, obviously. I thought we were good in some areas, in some areas we were not too good”. Then something about intensity and players working hard in training.

Then repeat for the Brighton game.

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

So all of our problems recently and Eddie thinks the solution is to drop one of the best full backs in the league this season for Dan Burn? He’s lost the fucking plot. Is he just looking for a severance fee?

[Ali @NotAliGrey]

Presumably these underperforming stars have been forcing him to play the same stale redundant system all season and dictated the same like-for-like subs after 60 mins every match.

[Liam Kennedy @LiamJKennedy23]

As things stand, more likely underperforming 'stars' - insert your own (increasingly obvious) names in here - will be chopped this summer than Eddie Howe.

Going to be a big summer of change at NUFC - but the plan is for the head coach to lead it.